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Awix

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smiley - whistle


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Bootleg LASes?! smiley - yikes


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The underground press of h2g2...


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Awix

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smiley - winkeye


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Get back on the Post. *prod*


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Yeah!


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We're being watched though so shhhh! smiley - winkeye


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We're being watched?

Awix's private works may not be so secret as we thought...


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*stacks the bootleg LASes, throws a cloth over and uses them as as a chair*


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*pulls a lever*

No bootlegging here in this friendly neighbourhood petshop!


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*strokes a white guy* Tum ti tum...


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Strokes a white guy?


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*throws white guy away* Curse you Freud!

*picks up a white cat*


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That's disturbing...


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In front of Don Awix too. smiley - wah


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Awix

I always thought you were pretty fly for a white cat, Jar Jar. smiley - biggrin

What difference does it make if it's in the Post or not? All three of my fan club get to read it anyway...

You might want to skip the next one, HBP, it mentions DC Comics characters... smiley - winkeye


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Well it might help stop Shazz threatening everyone with closure. smiley - winkeye


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Awix

The Post will survive through me!!!

smiley - winkeye


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The Deliverer. smiley - nahnah


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