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Mu Beta Posted Aug 7, 2005
**stalks in** No, we're all daft here.
**kneels down before the altar of real ale**
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 8, 2005
You'll have to build a cider one over there ===>
For those that have yet to realise it's for 14 year olds.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 8, 2005
is *the* traditional english drink.
The fact that the Irish are the only ones who can brew it peroperly on a commercial scale is irrelevant.
But thats ok. It doesn't need an altar to prove it's worth.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 8, 2005
Oh look, your apostrophe from "that's" seemed to have slipped and re-materialised in your "its". 
may be the traditional English drink, but wasn't it you who only a few weeks ago was rallying against the traditional way of serving drinks in England? You reckon we should've grown out of drinking it warm, I think we should have grown out of drinking it full stop.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 8, 2005
All very well, but just look at the sort of people you have worshipping at your altar...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 8, 2005
Can a God help the sort of people He attracts?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 8, 2005
No, it is merely indicative of the worthiness of His cause.
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 8, 2005
Living in Herefordshire, I have to be partial to the occasional half-pint of ridiculously strong methsy-apple drink with bits floating in it.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 8, 2005
I think that's what puts me off, the bits. I mean, how difficult can it be to put it through a tea-strainer before serving?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 8, 2005
Easier than making a decent pint of bitter, methinks.
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 8, 2005
The ease of brewing is inversely proportional to the ease of drinking.
Thus a pint of bitter that someone has laboured for hours over slips down like a Cardiff girl's basque.
Whereas a pint of Scrumpy made by a man in glasses in a big vat can take anything up to half an hour to force down ones throat.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 8, 2005
llow me to clarify;
Easier than making a decent *tasting* pint of bitter.
Really, it all tastes like old sweaty socks to me. I'd sooner drink Mountain Dew.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 8, 2005
I think that's my main problem with teh stuff, bits. I eamn, would it really be that hard to run it through a tea-strainer first?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 8, 2005
Damn, whole thing's playing up on me, I thought that hadn't posted.
Sweaty socks? A bad pint of Pedi, maybe, but Deuchers?
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 8, 2005
You can't beat Pedigree for aroma. Tastes like good beer with suspicious fart in it.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 8, 2005
Anything. It tastes revolting. I can't imagine why anyone would drink it.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 8, 2005
Pedi only smells like that when it's not kept right. It's tricksy like that, that's why so many real ale drinkers switch to lager when they hit Pedigree country. Plus, it can have the most appalling effect on the unprepared digestive system.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 8, 2005
ALL bitter tastes disgusting (to me), however it is kept.
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 8, 2005
Aye. Not half.
At least, unlike cider, it doesn't try to emerge the same way it went in.
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