h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello. Mine nomen ist Presently und I am here to give a a greeting. I am one of many many A. C. E.'s. We go 'round helping out in the community and, most importantly, greeting the newbies (such as yourself). Zo, chello! Remember, if you have any questions at any time, I would be more than happy to assist you. Or, should I not know the answer, I'll ask some one else. But, feer not! You shall get an answer! Blaa!

Firstly, allow me to hand you (on a silver platter, mind you) some lovely links! They may help you out in trying to get your berrings straight.

A219638: The H2G2 Help! Centre. Some useful links.
A317459: The H2G2 Tour. I would highly recomend going through the entire tour. It is very very usefull indeed.
A462494: Contributing to the Guide; That's the whole point.
A462485: About reading.
A451522: Talk! Cluck! Be heard!
A769944: The Post. A lovely little newspaper.
U185231: My own space, or, you can click on my name.

Now that I have inundated you with links, I shall speak my mind.

H2G2 Stands for Hich-Hickers Guide to teh Gallaxy; 2 H (H2) two G (G2). Mash it together, add salt, pepper, curry and paprika to taste and, Voila! H2G2!

I agree that whitty comments etc. are very good; no matter who says them. So, blump! (Don't steal that word; it's mine.)

Ok. Remeber: You've got questions, I've got anwers.