h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blondie. And very good it was too.

Must find a quote from somewhere......

Yes, the search for quotes that mean something is long and difficult. So you say ones that mean nothing.

"I know nothing"

is not very good without the voice.

Manuel the waiter in Fawlty Towers! (yay, i know one!)

"This is so much better than that!"

Did you just make that one up?


"Je ne comprends pas"

okay, so it's a quote from a sign that was up in the french classrooms at school (useful phrases, supposedly)

Normally preceded by "You know when we spent those four amazing hours in a hot tub"

I didn't put that bit in 'cos it would have sounded dodgy.

Sounds familiar now, but you'll still have to tell me.

Legally Blonde, when Elle's found out she made it on the law team.

"Got a criminal record, can't cross state lines"

Aha! I did hear it. Only seen it once, though, but it was cute.
I think that's an appropriate word for the film.

"...she's a woman, she has all the training she needs"

Hey! You didn't solve my last quote. I made it really easy as well!

On your quote: Ummmmmmmmmmmm, Miss Congeniality?

Hell no, it was MI2. And it was very rude about women as well.
Tom Cruise:"She;s not trained for this"
Anthony Hopkins:"To sleep with a man and lie to him? She's a woman, she has all the training she needs."

(the criminal record one sounds a little like something from the Britney Spears film, but I can't admit that I saw it)

Crossroads.

It's from a song. (My quote)

I haven't seen either MI so I wouldn't have got that. Ho hum.

Went to see it with two friends (we were very bored, also it was funny to laugh at) and we were the only ones there over 12.

You wre bored, so you went to see BRITNEY?

Rightyho, and on my apparently unsolvable quote the answer is....?

It was a reasonably rubbish film, but no more so than most soppy teen films.
(must stress was not my idea, and if I go with them to see that someone might come with me to see the ya-yas, which doesn't look completely thrilling as a film)

I suppose.

The quote was from track 8 on Silver Side Up: Where Do I Hide? I'm getting dangerously obsessed with Chad...

You expect me to know that? I'm not obsessed, thank you, just think he has nice voice. (very nice voice...)

Here's an easy one: there is no spoon.

Claws kitty. I presumed you had the album.

Drinkable soup advert?

I do have the album, but almost immediately after I bought it it was stolen by my little brother. (and I didn't take it back for ages cos it kept him quiet and there are worse things that I could hear through the wall).

The Matrix.

'nother film I haven't seen. You a Tom Cruise fanatic?

The brother thing is no excuse, I typed the first line.

Matrix is Keanu Reeves, you silly creature.
It's very very good though. I didn't think it would be, but then a male friend said 'watch this' to two of us and we did and our reaction was basically