h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What an interestring moral. However, eddie was being true to himself and so was Gary as Eddie didn't attempt to change his smell himself and Gary did what he thought was right therefore both of the characters were being true to themselves. If, however, Eddie changed his smell himself then he wouldn't be true to himself as he is a skunk therefore he naturally smells. If Gary didn't take action about Eddie's smell then he wouldn't have been true to himself as his character is to tell people that they stink.

I can do these pictures now because i'm the best

And I like that you can only do two of them.

OK ok, but, if Eddie let his freind try to change him (with success as it happened) then he wasnt being true to himself because he was letting himself be changed!
Suck on that doofus! hahahaaa...

Despite the fact that Ive blatantly already told you this at least once before, you evidently need a reminder:

The Secret of Pulling is:

Dancing behind women. There see? The same as what I told you last time. And if you dont get what that means, ur screwed. Hahahahaaaa....

See? Im occasionally good to you. Our conversations involving "Stef is the only one who seems to have figured our the secret of pulling were evidently all wrong! darn. nm, better luck next time. We dont think ur special any more!

I must just to it naturally then which is a good thing.

You to it? well done. No, no one does it naturally boy. We all make a conscious effort. ha. you're evil plan to be the school stud has crashed and burnt. Firey death! hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa...

LIZ!! You gave away the secret. Now any old h2g2 male can stroll on in and learn the pulling secret without passing any kind of test, or even us knowing if they deserve to know.

You can't be that bothered about liz posting this supposed secret since it took you 4 weeks to complain about it. Anyway, she hasn't actually said specifically what you have to do unless i still don't understand it myself. As i see it, there is still a bit more than dancing behind women because every male does that practically. I don't actually know why i am actually writing this because the secret is b******s anyway.

remember jokes? I know I'm not very good at them, and the only people who ever laugh and really myself and Liz which is why I wrote the above directed at Liz. Of course I'm not bothered, she can do whatever she likes, I just wanted to make a contribution and it was the best I could come up with at the time.

It does work by the way, and all men do not do it.

Sorry for bothering you,

vicky

This is an example of a joke:
A panda walks into a pub,
he (or she if you want to be perdantic) orders some food,
the food arrives and the panda eats their food,
once the panda finished eating it's food it pulled out a gun and shoots the ceiling,
the panda then leaves the pub,
the barman says to another man at the bar, "That was a bit strange",
the other man replied, "Not really. If you look in an encyclopedia and look under panda you'll read 'Panda - eats shoots and leaves'".
This is an excellent example of a joke as it has a funny punch line. This is something that you quite obviously haven't grasped when it comes to telling jokes.

Your apology is duly accepted (don't know whether duly is the right word or not but i'm not going to lose any sleep over it!).

The technique might work but it doesn't work everytime. I cannot argue over the number of men who do it as i haven't seen anyone other males do it but some of my peers do say that they do it. However, i cannot prove or disprove this. Thankyou for your time.

that was cold.

Yes it was rather. Whats wrong with you? Hmmm...

Im back now btw, *smiles and waves*. I ran out of money and forgot about postcards, so Vic-man you'll have to make do with one from Cornwall!

That wasn't cold. Something cold would be if you were blond and i wrote 101 blond jokes (which i can if neccessary). I know i've already asked this but what is btw! Aren't you still meant to be in spain?

It was cold, you were pretty damn rude for no reason. Liz is back from Spain, so I'll leave you two to this thread now.

I know when I'm not welcome.

I arrived back about two hours ago. So ferking tired its untrue. It was fab tho. If you give one, read the journal entry, cos Im too tired to go into it all again here. I do have to say however that Spain is the fabist place ever, and Im sooo going back to that hotel at some point, if only for the late night entertainment!

Btw = by the way. Learn it, love it, use it. Its a hell of a lot quicker.

You can't shock me with your blonde jokes, Ive heard them all before remember?

How are we btw, now that we've stopped being cold? Did I miss owt interesting?

You haven't missed anything as fas as i know. I haven't told all of them yet, anyway, that comment was more directed at Vicky. I apologise Vcky if i was being rude and cold it's just that i've been very very tired this week. I'm glad that you enjoyed Spain. To help me remember btw always add RHCP in brackets . Ah! my first picture in ages. I have currently lost my mobile so shortly i'll have toleave this conversation to ring my phone, d'oh! So b equick.

Whats RHCP? I take it now that you've found your phone, hence textage. Righto, I know this wasnt exactly quick but never mind. I had to skidaddle to go bad as I fell asleep at the keyboard and my mum told me off. Hohum.

Good work on having a six pack and saving lives btw, you rock and all that. And so does swimming. Especially when accompanied by cute lifegaurds in little shorts. Teehee...*goes off to the mental image place in her head* ahem.

Ok, so not going to be round here again for another two weeks. Sure you'll be kept quite occupied with each other (bitch-slapping) whilst Im gone though. Carry on people. And go the pub. The pub is good.

Results day tomorrow. Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuunnnn!!

If your still all confused about LOTR read the book yeah? Its a long haul, but well worth it. And you liked being distracted, and you know it! Was your dad mighty pissed off then? Sorry. Thought of owt for Friday yet, oh fine creativeless one? Think think think...

*mwah!*

Damn. I forgot I was still being you, you wuss!

Liz xxx

Sorry, Im going to stop doing that, honest!

Anyone wanna go the park after result tomorrow instead of going home? Home is sooo boring compaired to the park! Why am I saying "anyone"? Theres only you here, and your probably not going to get this any time soon! Hohum. Im gonna annoy you and txt u know...

I'm goin shoppin after the results which i have told you about several times.


Stay of my name moose. xx