My dad was called Bongo too

Well hello and welcome to my space seems like a good enough place to start. I can't help but wonder why anyone would want to read this but I've been nagged for months to write it so here it is, and I'm going to be as truthful and honest as I possibly can.

Firstly my name. Well Excitable Bongo isn't my real name but for security reasons I cannot tell you my real name. Lets just say I'm always in the public eye and am one of Britain's top athletes. And yes I do have a gold medal. I have 3 actually.

In my spare time when I'm not representing my country in the 1500 metres I spend a lot of my time talking to people on the phone about their problems. Yes I'm also a Samaritan.

I live in a tent at a lovely place called Biggar Bank with my dog Kelly which I will one day tell you all about whether you like it or not.

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