A Battered and Well Thumbed Folder, held Together with Sticky Tape and Rubber Bands...
Welcome...
Come into my snug little burrow, with its sturdy entrance tunnel under an oak tree that leads to a fleece lined nest. A haven you might call it, the walls lined with videos, dvds, posters, movie props and books, tv hooked up to speakers with the bass on phat, remotes lined up like an eager firing squad ready to transport my fuzzy little self to another dimension...aaah who needs reality when you're a ferret anyway???
Yep...I'm a ferret. Fez to be more precise. A Fez knowledgable and wise in the language of film.
In fact thats all I really ever squeak about, oh and the X Files. My whiskery little head is crammed with facts and info and thoughts and ideas, being a ferret its often hard to articulate these things, what with being stuck in a muddy burrow out in the wilds...But as fate would have it, while partying at a Midsummers Eve Badger and Fox Rave on Wimbledon Common, I stumbled across a drunk gang of Wombles. We stumbled back to their den and had a bit of a party. As I left they gave me a gift of a battered old pc they'd found in a skip. Apparently Uncle Bulgaria already has his own customised pc with crazy amounts of memory and ram and processor power etc etc. but never trust a drunk Womble, they tend to brag a bit...
So I hefted this old pc back to my snug little burrow here in the Welsh outback, a bit of gnawing, clever siphoning of the National Grid and now I'm an Online Ferret...the world is at my clawtips! Wahey!
I found out about the world from H2G2, as you can imagine, the market for Ferret Porn is rather undeveloped, even in the Middle East!! So I had to occupy my time somehow. I intend to fill my space here with thoughts and ramblings of the weaselly kind, a small head doesn't mean a small mind...
Fez Poll-Cat...
*Upcoming**Stuff**Fez**Has**Planned!*
*I fully intend on attending this Alton Towers Meet. I'll have to tie a skateboard onto a bus going in the general direction of Stafforshire and pray...then if anyone has a hoody pocket or a pair of thermal socks I could snuggle inside...looking forward to it folks! Do you think ride height restrictions apply to ferrets too?
*I'll probably be keeping a dream journal, because I have some bloody weird ones and I love to share, ha ha!
*I'm currently compiling an interesting study on 'Why Even Though Men Have Less Orifices to Wipe Than Women, They Use More Loo Rolls Than We Do...?' It'll be a very scientific study with complicated statistics and observations and hypotheses, just to prove my GCSE Physics lessons didn't go to waste totally......
*If I can stop laughing long enough to hold a pen or type, I'll tell you all about the five years I managed to get my sister to believe I was a real Terminator.....oh GOD HA HA HA!!!!!!
I'm sure you can't wait...
Fez Poll-Cat
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