h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thankee very muchee

Erm what am I supposed to do with this terrycloth towel then?

*tries putting it on my head at a jaunty angle*

looks quite nice there ya know...*puts some fruit and flowers in at odd breaks in the terryclothness* A great hat!

ahhh thank you for the
I love it.
I'll wear it forever now.

You're welcome!
Forever?..well, you might feel inclined to take it off every now and then..perhaps throw it in the wash..

Nope, I love my new hat so much, I'll never let it leave my head again.

I'll just wear it in the shower to give it a clean.

Oh ok then
*draws some designs for a new line of 'pete' merchandise (pete hats!)* all unique..not one the same.

Wouldn't it make more sense to make them all the same?
So we can recognise each other in the streets.

If you make them different, I might make a fool of myself by saying hello to someone who just happened to be wearing a fruit and flower laden terrycloth on their heads

hmm..good point
*draws a detailed sketch of Simon's hat* We should start production right away...

We need to hold nominations for the PTG FC board of directions!!!

I nominate PTG for Chief Officer of godliness, receiver ot worship and praise, distributor of s


Friar

Hey, where did you get this fruit from?
It's all rotten and smelly
Ewww and theres a maggot in that

Perhaps you should use plastic fruit in the new design!

*going off his new hat very quickly*

*thinks PTG's titles are quite appropriate* All in favor say aye! *shouts* AYE!

Oh..oops that was supposed to be plastic fruit there simon..must have been the trash that I reached into instead of the craft bag..

*talks with mouth full*

That's ok, it's actually not that bad. Quite tasty infact, odd meaty flavour and a wriggly texture that I can't quite place. yum.
You got any more?

I've got some caterpillars and I've heard they're very good fried with some butter..

Oh no, I couldn't eat those, they'd give me butterflies.

*searches for some more grubs and like larvae* I think that perhaps these might be to your liking..

Scrummy. Thanks *burps*

YAY!!!

* a small scurries in and out of the room in a short space of time*..That was Quin the ing