h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh you didn't hear? Dubya was watching a sports game or some such and eating pretzels. In the middle of the game he choked on a pretzel and fell over, hitting his head on a piece of furniture (table I think) and getting a cut. Then his dogs started licking him. ooo sooo funny! I don't think Bush should be allowed to live unsupervised. or maybe not live at all..
Hehe..I was watching Robin Williams tonight and he was talking about how BUsh addressed the stock market and said "Some of our imports come from other countries..." how stupid can one person be? and then he was talking about his attention span and how Bush would be like "Our economy is going..Oh look at that pretty kitty!" He's so juvenile. (which is ok if you aren't in charge of one of the most powerful countries in the world.) And of course when Bush was talking about the investment scandals John Stewart had some amazing things to say. Bush was making rules for the investment banker ppl to follow that one should never admit weren't in place before (like they have to declare all profits and the like). AS you can see, I LOVE comedy! and comedians..
Personally, I'd hate us too. We take control and ruin countries without the least thought of how we might be screwing up their culture and society. We demand allies because if they aren't our allies we will be AGAINST them. We ruin the world and are evil materialists. Generally, americans are the scum of the world except that we are actually quite high up..rather like politicians and religious leaders (some of them)..
oo don't you just love Bush and Chaney (see how they protect Dick and just leave Bush out there when things get rough?)
Hey, I never really got that soapbox expression..(ok so I'm stupid we have already established this)

to ya..btw rubbing some sunscreen on your burn will make the burn go away faster and of course the tan will generally stay..

Apparently Dubya does a lot of stupid things that I miss out on, like having a colonoscopy and giving presidential power over to Dick Cheney for two hours. *mental image of Cheney sitting in the Oval Office in the presidential office chair, bouncing up and down and saying "I'm the president, I'm the president!!!!"*

The man is a moron. No, he shouldn't be allowed to live anywhere except in supervised care.. And definitely should not be allowed to be President -- Everyone knows the President is a figurehead and a puppet, but did they REALLY need to make it THAT obvious?!?!? Yes, the man is juvenile. He cannot speak English correctly and he acts like a hick.

Comedy is a beautiful, beautiful thing -- Esp. Monty Python, Jim Breuer, and any sort of stand-up whatsoever.

The American government is basically this huge superpower that screws with other people and abuses its power. Can't wait 'til I'm rich enough to move to England.. It's not like they don't have a nice history of theatre there

I think they're worried about Cheney's age.

A soapbox is a place where you rant, apparently. It's a pretty random expression

I think I'm just gonna make Chad put lotion on it. But thanks hon

-pete, off to reply to the other convo!

*smax her head* I spelled Cheney wrong! (hukd onn fonnix wurcked fur mee!) that is a great image..bouncy boucy.
What are you doing here, Dick?
Cheney : I'm THE PRESIDENT! Bow down.. MY HEART!

(remembers recent recollection of the "I'm the president..' and <laughs&gt

I would say some quote about making things obvious (like if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right!) but I can't remember a good one and I can't make one up. He doesn't ACT like a hick. He IS a hick (from Texas, too.) *recalls Robin Williams again.."Recently, a law has been passed banning retards from getting the electric chair. The Texans are like 'What fun is that?' The Texans will put anyone in the electric chair..'Go on little Jimmy, climb up on Santa's lap!' *flicks the switch* BZZZZ *power goes out*

Such awful things yet soo funny! Jim Breuer..hmm *ponders* I'm sure I've heard of him..

England I want to go there. If only to visit ppl I know..
It would be nice to live there, except the food isn't all that good. (some is of course)

Or all of his body parts which might soon all be robotic

Ranting on a soapbox. Sounds british. Funny and completely strange.

oo yeah, lotion, too *forgot* *smax head again*
Quille the looking up tons and tons of books..

Hey it's not like we actually hear anything about Cheney anyway -- Dubya's trying too hard to make a clown of himself.. *ponders whether this was deliberate and possibly Cheney is the one runnign things.. Then thinks of his health situation and says "Naaaah"*

Poor little Jimmy..

Hicks scare me -- I dated one once so I can say that.

Jim Breuer -- Half Baked. V. funny guy.

They have good chocolate.. Ever had something called Flake? It's heavenly!

*snicker* V. true.. Cheney, the world's first android!!

I wonder... Dunno where that expression came from..

Hey! None of that then! *Grabs your wrist before you can smack yourself* You need all your brain cells for school next semester hon!

Wotcher lookin' up books for??

=pete

health would be a problem wouldn't it? Or the health he doesn't have..
Jimmy's dead!
you can say whatever you want. i am constantly surrounded by hicks..
Half-baked..the movie? With Dave Chappel?
nope never had flake..*writes down for later use*
heh. Android. What a waste a stupid old man as the world's first android.
I have no clue..
I don't have enough brain cells anyway
So I can understand philosophy and metaphysics better

*giggle* Exaactly...
R.I.P. Jimmy!
*snicker* Poor you!! I'd go nutters in a few hours, I swear..
Yup, that'd be the one.. Remember the blondish guy with the sandals who went flying?
Flake=heaven. It's almost better than Godiva.
Exactly! He'd be second on my hit list.. Third would be Saddam Hussein, just because.
Me either. ;p
*lends you a few of hers* Durrr...
Ah, I see... Metaphysics.. What does that even mean? I've no idea.
=pete

I'm not nutters? well, that's a revelation!
almost better than Godiva? Are you kidding? *looks up flake right away*
yeah, he's great! of course I love Dave Chapell as well... *sprinkles some coke on a dead body..* -from one of his stand up routines. gotta see it to get it..
hehe..*reads all 20 pages of your hitlist* my! that's interesting
You are so generous ty ty ty ty hehe I feel more smarter all the time..
Metaphysics..think it's what isn't ridgedly defined as physics ex.- theory of knowledge (which I have to take senior year..)
I'll keep ya posted on what I learn. *laughs at herself* ontlike I'll comprehend it..

Well I think you would be the authority on that one..

Not kidding at all

Dave Chappelle is very funny!! All those guys are pretty funny

Yes, my hitlist is long and prestigious

*giggle* more smarter.

Hrm, would like to know more

Eh, I bet you'll comprehend more than you think you will.

=pete

oh yes..authority *walks around with a glazed expression*

MMM MMM GOOD!

I was watching a Dave Chappelle comedy half hour last night.. funny..(of course then we watched 'The Virgin Suicides' )

Would ya? Well, I'll try to keep ya updated if I can ever get there. I can't even spell not correctly (or Chappelle for that matter), I'm not sure how much I can comprehend.

Q the

Head swelling with importance much? *eyebrow*



Man, I finally saw the Robin Williams standup you're talking about -- I've actually seen the second half like 4 times, but I finally saw the first half and he told the joke you told me about the Texans and their definiton of retarded and capital punishment.. I sat up and was like OMIGOD.. Chad looked at me funny

Virgin Suicides was a bleeding depressing movie..



=ptg

Always
Hehe. Great wasn't it? Though some parts are better than others..('you have to be THIS tall to ride Michael' *holds up hand to about 3 ft. level*) LMFAO you did? Did ya end up explaining to him about it? That's GREAT!
yes it was.

It was pretty darn great.. And now you're famous Quille! My boyfriend knows of you Soon you can rule the world!!

You should watch Robin again to cheer up

=pete "cheer up, sleepy jean!"

FAMOUS? Moi? oh no it can't be oh ok Ya know that was my plan all along !
I might do that...*flips on the tube*

'When life gives ya lemons- give them back and ask for a refund!'

Sure, sure..


Right on!

=ptg 'Preach on, sista!'

*makes pete her advisor of the world in general* You know we should take over the rest of the galaxy next..

*sits in the corner*

we should!!! TAKE OVER THE GALAXY!! But not like Krikkit wanted to -- we will be benevolent rulers, who can kick some behind -- have to keep our power

*sits on the green couch that follows her everywhere (yes, it IS chesterfield!)*

=ptg

Kill all the subversives! (Is that the right word? Prehaps it's the left afterall..) We shall be the ing RULERS! Muahahaha! Bow down you disgraceful muts! hmm..ermm oops lol.
nice couch! *signs pete's couch*..hope you don't mind..it'll wash out ya know..

[cheers right along with you]

Hey, I'm not a mutt!

Cool! I have a genuine Quille-signed couch! *scotchgards the signiature*


=ptg
(what should I name my bunny?)

No..you aren't a mutt the subversive people are..
OO I've been scotchguarded!


Is your bunny male or female?

Oh..btw how's the play coming along?