h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nice nick He's moving? Where? San Francisco is wonderful though..(been there 1 time)! Glad you finally got some sleep!..A neccesity.
Yeah, i understand the love thing sorta..pain in the hehe.
LOL! Yes, I've been to Europe, but I was really young anyway..I want to go to England sometime, too.
I'm on the second book in the Ender series..I just started it last night, so i'm about 35 pages into it. I'll check out the other series, too. (I swear I'm not going to have time to do anything but read this summer Just the way i like it lol.)
Yeah, I've mostly acted in theater, though. I can do make-up, lights, sound, usher, help with lines and stuff, get costumes, stage set-up, props, etc..I've been in Fiddler On the Roof, Wizard of Oz, The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (a children's play, but I was the narrator and star as well), and I know i've done a few others, but I can't remember them. I helped teach at two different camps for the performing arts as well. (It's amazing that all I can do is act..and I can't do that very well *giggle*..Guess it must have been that we lived in such a small town) I'd have to say the only thing that makes me any good at acting is that I can memorize a 2-hour show's lines in half an hour (and take up stage direction and stuff from there) and not forget it for 5 weeks or until I don't need it anymore. What show are you gonna be putting together? Sounds like it'll be fun!
Quille the annoying and untame kamakazi

*giggle* You'd have to ask Uncle Heavy about that one.. He's the one who redubbed me yesterday.

He's moving to Utah! Which is like way too far away, according to me. But eh. San Francisco is pretty awesome, I love going to the theatre there. I saw Rent there once.. It was so pretty I cried.

*Grin* Reading is the most important thing! I'm doing a Hitchhiker reread at the moment (waiting to get paid so's I can buy more books.. ).

I so want to go to Europe. The sense of history there is just awesome I bet. *pouts* So when do I get the teleportation device from the Heart of Gold?

Theatre.. is my life. I've done three productions seriously so far, one straight play and two musicals. (Tommy and Cabaret.. the play you'd never have heard of - i didn't until we did it!) I cannot act to save my life. I took Drama 1 my junior year of high school and never looked back.. I like recognition but not enough to put myself out there like that. That's a good trick with the lines.. I know my memory isn't half that good. I'm doing "The Lesson" by Eugene Ionesco.. it's an absurdist one act about a teacher who kills his pupil. Pretty nifty stuff.. We start up July 18th. So I will be more scarce after that. It is going to be fun...

-peter the girl.

Lol..well it's interesting all the same.
UTAH!? what's in Utah?
Buy more buy more...wait..what about the library? I have to do a reread, too. i've only read them once. And you can get the teleportation device when you can make it hehe.
Theatre is a fabulous thing to be into. Drama 1-not gonna take it.. We're not gonna take it, gonna make it, gonna...
Hehe..I didn't do it for recognition. i just wanted to be in the play..they cast me for that part..no asking. Anyway..you can't see a soul in the audience with the lights blaring. I can't remember a single line now..and I probably could never have remembered them outside of performance..it was rhetoric lol.
That's sounds like an interesting play. Lots of fun to do I hope you enjoy it! July 18th...well good luck and break a leg (or not really..just pretend)!
Quille the

I like it too. It's fun. And I feel special because I got a nick name. (Yes I am a dork.. oh well, i'm secure in my dorkiness.. Comes with age I suppose.)

Apparently a lot of Mormons, including Brian's mum. *giggle* I find it soooo funny that his family is Mormon. Not that Mormons are particularly funny (although I know some people find it so), but because Brian is so emphatically NOT Mormon, other than the fact that he is very courteous towards women. But I think that's just him.

Unfortunately I owe the library about $20 also, the last time I used the library was last summer, I need to go back. During the school year I'm so incredibly busy it just does not work.

I'm on So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish right now. I'm in a blissed out state of HHGTG happiness..

Ack! Singing the Who at me! *giggle* Don't you know what that can do to a girl? (Make her sing along.. )

I used to use that lights trick insanely often when I was up onstage. I would not look at anyone in the audience, just look at the two lights blazing into my face..

I'm really looking forward to my new play.. I went down to see my director yesterday and get some stuff set up. Wee! And then got a good night's sleep at Chad's..

-peter the girl.

Aww well. My friends are still in the stage of nicknaming everyone so I have Katmandu, Yoda, Golden lemur, lemur,the lemur of death, Coffe queen, Quille, Quillethe, Quillethe Liadon, along with variations of my real name and other nicknames that I just forget right now-it really gets annoying sometimes. (No you aren't a dork..you are amazingly not dorky..and dorky is a dork-like word..SHIZZLE!) (Perhaps I should explain shizzle aka: shizz [used interchangably]. it's sort of an explative..just a general word to use all around. It can stand for anything from cool to fk . Ex(s)-SHIZZ! I stubbed my toe! or SHIZZ! That's awesome. SNAP! or as a verb Shizzle my nizzle you shizzler.) lol..i love slang it doesn't even have to make sense

I really don't know much about mormans..except they originally lived in Utah and they no longer are allowed to have more than one wife-according to the laws of the US of A. So are they moving to Salt Lake City? My brother once made a city up over there..but that's another story.

I love all of the HHGTG books..They are just the best. Bliss....

hehe..yep yep....Tommy Can you here me?..can you feel me near you? oooo tommy, tommy...LOL..Love those songs ..too bad I can't really sing as my voice would only improve if I were actually tone deaf. hehe.

Really though, in our theatre even if you looked out at the audience you only generally saw their glasses with light glinting off of them. (I love the lights! Every bit of them..The only thing in a play I haven't done are the flies-I wasn't old enough. ARG!)

A play is a good thing to look forward to. Do you have a lot of props and stuff to set up? A good night's sleep..been awhile since one of those, eh?

Quille the lemur

Slang never, ever really makes sense. But that's the fun in it! (and yes, I am a dork.. but i am proud of my dorkiness... because it's fun, that means I can say whatever I want and people just have to deal with it.. MWAHAHAHA!!!)

Mormons have a pretty strict religion, and they have to go about and try to convert people to Mormonism. As far as I can tell anyhow. They also have this extra prophet that came after Jesus, or something. I don't know these guys came to my door, elders or something, and gave me their phone number and a book. I haven't read the book.

Douglas Noel Adams had the perfect humor. I really need to read his Dirk Gently series...

I love those songs too.. I have burned versions of both acts in my cd case and occaisionally the people of San Jose will see me skipping down the street singing Tommy at the top of my lungs.. They are all very afraid and leave me alone.

Actually most of the props in our play are imaginary.. It's that kind of play. So i just have to track down some furniture and a rug.. Nice!

-peter the girl.

Isn't the word dork slang, anyway? Rather like nerd ( a wonderful kind of candy that changed nerdom forever). I have no defining groups to tell the truth (well, other than being a clutz and of the group that really has no defining groups and enjoying reading and..ok so i DO have defining groups but I still pretend not to belong to them :p), so I just skip around doing whatever I want and trying to have fun. (People laugh at me so often..it just hurts sooo much! of course I laugh at myself quite often as well)

They sound sort of like Jehovah's Witnesses. Coming to your door in black suits, or whatever they happen to be wearing and attempting to convert you to their religion, so that you'll have to walk around and attempt to convert others and the cycle wil continue until all Jehovah's Witnesses are dead, they take over the world, or the rest of humanity dies out. (I find that telling the people who come to your door that you are an atheist and don't even believe in the possibility of a god generally gets them going pretty quickly ) What did you do with the phone number they gave you? ( I once got an illustrated book about Christianity..the entire thing was speaking about the Devil and how awful 'he' was..the pictures were the best part! It had this little boy talking to the common cariacture of the devil (red..pitchfork..horns..hooves..tail) and it had a circle with a line through it and the word 'NO' underneath of it, then the next picture was the common cariacture of the devil with flames around 'him' explaining how the devil was devious and came in many different forms ..I was in class nearly rolling on the ground laughing. My math teacher nearly gave me a detention for that. Now, I have nothing against religion..just hilarious stupidity.)
The Dirk Gently series is really quite wonderful..the kind of detective work I might do (except not so well)..
Well, that's what Tommy is for hehe.
WOW! Rather demanding on the actors..will keep them sharp during the performances, eh. Furniture and rug..shouldn't be too hard-just ask to borrow some from anyone and give them 2 complimentary tickets to one of the performances.

Quille the wishing she were a and actually had and smileys

Of course it is.. it means a rather inappropriate part of a whale's anatomy (possibly the giant whale from HHGTG?).. NERDS!!! I am such a nerd addict.. I can go through three boxes or more in an eight hour shift at work. The best plan of action is to laugh at yourself.. that way, if others laugh at you, they're laughing WITH you.. mwhahaha... it's an evil plan, but it works.

They *are* sort of like Jehovah's Witnesses.. I just sat there and listened to them because they were flirting with me at the same time.. They wrote their numbers in the front of the Mormon book they gave me.. it's sitting on my stairs right now (as are half of my possessions, so it's not exactly a place of honor ;p). Religious people are really funny.. they make me giggle.

Hmm looks like I'll have to pick it up for sure then. Did you hear about the bassist from the Who, he had a heart attack or some such.. he is no more.

Actually since we are doing this at a college theatre we have quite a lovely prop room upstairs.. the only problem is braving the very very very scary elevator to bring stuff down. The last time it was inspected was like 5-10 years ago, and it makes funny noises and shakes, etc. *shudder* Creepy.

-peter the girl, wishing she had a car.

Really? I didn't know that it had anything to do with the anatomy of a whale..perhaps that's why it has such a negative connotation? One might wonder why slang words are chosen as they are (or most words in fact). Nerds are small..and they need to be eaten in great quantities so that you can get a normal amount of what you have in one serving of most candies (or something like that-I don't think anyone eats nerds in small amounts, but 3 boxes in 8 hours..are they different flavors generally?) Hehe..sounds good to me. Laughing at you and with you never really made much sense to me..I tried to ask one of my friends once why she got mad when she was laughing at herself and so were many others..she said 'No,they were laughing AT me, not WITH me'-which completely confused me beyond all belief (of course I started laughing and she got mad ) I see that I am not very good at telling anecdotes (or spelling).
Enjoying the talkative mormons flirting? One hopes that they were male..otherwise it's probably against their religion And then you wouldn't have had too much fun with them We don't have any stairs in this house. I have to make due with throwing things on my bedroom floor *snicker* (of course I have to clean up my room all the time, though) . ing @ desperately religious people
The bassist from the Who died? OMG! NO...
That's interesting..Prop room upstairs. It makes sense. Glad that it is lovely..are there steps down from it so that you don't have to take the scary shaking elevator?

Quille the inquisitive of inordinate insanity

It probably is.. I have this really interesting book called "Forgotten English" by Jeffrey Kacirk (last name probably sp. wrong), which has the story behind all these different words that are no longer in use and how they relate to words today. V. entertaining.

Nerds are a food group unto themselves.

Honestly it all depends on the mood of the person being laughed at. If they feel embarrassed and small, then it is AT them. If they're comfortable and don't feel too stupid, and can honestly see the humour in the situation, that's WITH. So quite more often it's AT than WITH, I don't care what anyone says.. But if they all pretend it's okay, does it even make a difference anymore?

Of course they were male! *flips hair* I'm irresistible to men! (Not really.. in fact, definitely not.. but it's funny to say!)

Yeah.. Although I just got an email that if the concert isn't cancelled I might get to go on Wednesday. If I do go, I'll definitely bring my lighter.

There ARE steps.. unfortunately, when you're carrying down a table by yourself, you gotta use the elevator.. (I PUSH THE BUTTON! NOT YOU PUSH THE BUTTON! I PUSH THE BUTTON!! oh dear, Little Plucky has taken over my brain.. --if you don't get this just ask--)

Yum.. Blueberry scones for breakfast..
Now if only I'd got more sleep...

-Peter the girl.

That would be an extraordinarily interesting book. i'd probably just forget about it and start making things up though.

That reminds me..my friends gave me a chocolate food pyramid. The wonderful world of chocolate

It still really makes no sense..because it is all in the human mind anyway which is very strange and most humans are mentally deficient so one can never understand them (Not only one, though. I can never understand them, either.) *giggle*

Sure you're irresistable..you get free lunches out of them all the time . JK

Indeed lighters are desperately needed at concerts for the commemorative thingies. I really hope it isn't cancelled so that you can go and enjoy what remains of the almighty Who.

OOO by yourself? Then I do suggest the squeaky elevator to the stairs. (asks about the Little Plucky pushing the button and not anyone else)

mmm blueberry scones. i had french toast with some strawberry syrup..I should probably have lunch as it is now 5:32 PM. Too bad hehe. I'm reading an interesting thing at a childish site (ieatcrayons.com) It's Bob's Story..amazing literary masterpiece

Many lines of laughter for your enjoyment *snicker*

Quille the laughing

That would be pretty fun, to make up fake etymology for words.. or fake definitions.. But then we'd be warping impressionable young minds.. like the Rolaids commercial.. R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells relief!

CHOCOLATE!! *drool* YUM!
I don't even know if that made sense but that's the point isn't it.

One realizes when one refers to oneself as one that one begins to sound pretty silly. Most humans are pretty darn inscrutable. and nonunderstandable. and any other words you can come up with.

I do, don't I? Got my boyfriend to pay for dinner two nights ago.. I ate almost a whole bag of Totino's pizza rolls to my head.. YUM! LOL speaking of boyfriend, this morning was so funny. I wake up and my mom starts teasing me about my "love token". I'm staring at her like "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR HEAD, WOMAN!!", and then I look over and see a dozen roses in a vase. Apparently she thought Chad had sent them to me. So I'm running around all morning thinking I'm completely batty and then my stepdad owns up to buying them for her.

As for Plucky.. It's this Tiny Toons thing where they have all these flashbacks to when they were really little.. and they show Plucky Duck as a two year old.. he flushes their car keys down the toilet (KEYS GO DOWN THA HOLE!!), he takes over the elevator by pushing all the buttons (I PUSH THE BUTTON, NOT YOU PUSH THE BUTTON, I PUSH THE BUTTON!!) and so on and so forth.. It's pretty funny stuff and they play reruns of that episode far too much.

Hmm.. gonna have to check out ieatcrayons.com one of these times..

And I loved the laughs, beautiful, Quille!

-Peter

Hehe..That would be great! We are allowed to warp young minds. We're children still (in a way..or at least we could argue that) and don't know any better..SO THERE! Anyway we'd just be making more ppl like us. OOO I LOVE those commercials. I've always wanted to have the word relief as a spelling word and write something like ROLAIDS..but of course I'm too old to have simple words any longer *snicker* instead we have to have tough words like business..LMFAO (we actually had that word this year for spelling! ) Actually, it's pretty funny that we even have spelling anymore...Ahh wells then that is just the screwed up public american school system that President Bush keeps on trying to cut down on..the man that can't even pronounce the word 'egg' correctly! (I'm sorry if you actually like Bush, but I watch too much Dennis Miller and George Carlin [and other comedy] to do anything but laugh whenever the Bush name appears..besides his brother is our corruptive governor )

Well sense isn't to be made..or understood. It's to pretend to have so you can confuse people into trusting you to do important things like drive.

Yes, well, one referring to oneself as oneself is one thing one should not do as one might lose all sense of who exactly one is and one's opinions without one's proper self showing through not as one.. Hehe humans are uh and not to mention and other such

That is a pretty hilarious thing......ahh the irony of it all (or coincidence or whatever it is-perhaps..forgot the word..nm)

Oh. Tiny toons, i see. I suppose Warner Brothers isn't too bad..especially normal toons, but disney is the devil. Promoting such evil things all these cartoons hehe. Disney is just sadistic or corny though (on general..I can stand a few of their movies here though.) AND I LIVE IN DISNEY CENTRAL..and universal studios central. I went to both and I just wanted to do some evil things to the people in the costumes. Then i realized that they prolly don't like it any better than I do..so I just waled around awed that kids believe such lies their parents tell them (I can rant about parents and lies to their children and then parents expecting their child's complete and utter trust all night long..just ask if you want me to and I'll henceforth oblige you.)

It's an interesting site..along with a few math sites...and some others.

Glad you liked the laughs !

Quille the

OMG what is up with the public school system? *Faints* business as a spelling word.. what next, what next?
We are children still.. I don't consider myself an adult yet, I still live with my mum. OH don't even get me started on President Bush.. That man drives me insane. There is one person that proves that the country is going to h**l in a handbasket. And not only that, but that the electoral college is an outdated institution, and that ANYONE can be elected President if they have the right connections. I actually watched the entire SNL election skits in my government/econ class during Election 2000. I absolutely loved it and how they made fun of Dubya.

Sense is for silly people. I don't make sense, I'm random. And proud of it. (Not Random, that's Trillian's Child!)

Ack! Feel free to rant, chica.. It's something to entertain me whilst I'm at work...

I have enough apple juice to swim in.. My friend Amae keeps buying me HUGE bottles of it.. I am the coolest!!

Aaanyway, I've been writing this post for about 3 hours now (with many interruptions) so I think I'll end it now,



-Peter

Quite a few things next actually. Business only begins with 'b' we still had the rest of 'b' and 'c-z' to cover...
Hehe..We are we are..The Youth of the Nation..We are we are..The youth of the nation I swear Bush is such a moron! My old school did a segment on how he looks soo much like a chipmunk and some of the really stupid things he said. It was fabulous. It's a good thing all of his cabinet members have an IQ over 2..otherwise the country would be screwed. hehe..SNL does some pretty good stuff on Dubya and some good stuff on Marth Stewart too *evil grin*

Actual I did write a rant on that parental holidays and lies sorta..
lol titled The Fake, Lying Holidays.
'For example, Christmas. Ok. As a little kid your parents get you presents and say it is from "SAint Nick", who granted, used to be real, though never on THIS scale. I mean, come on! The holiday is Christ's birthday! And the populous of a good bit of the world go off lying to their children to begin with! No wonder our world is screwed up and religion is messed up as well. Kids can't even be happy wih their savior being born and all that day--they need PRESENTS! I celebrate Christmas (It's gotta be the presents, because I have no savior to look forward to rejoicing about). But oh! Then they tell their children it was all a lie, and we are supposed to think lying is a sin and all-perhaps parents across the globe don'y have to let it count because it's the ALMIGHTY'S BIRTHDAY!!? What the...
Don't tell me the world is doing just fine and dandy when it is a world-wide tradition to lie to innocent, unsuspecting, dear, little children and keep up the lie for YEARS!!
My uncle even dresses up as Santa when he delivers the presents to his own tree, just so if the kids see him they'll think he's Santa. Now, as Dennis Miller says 'Not to get of on a rant here, but I could be wrong.'
So I'll start on Easter Little bunnies delivering eggs and baskets on the day Jesus was recome or whatever. Oh, and all the countries (or some anyway) celebrate it on different days. HA! Disproves the infallibility of the Church yet again! Why, oh why, I ask, would a bunny be carrying eggs and tiny marshellow chicken around anyway? Why didn't they just make it a chicken? Or not at all?
BAck to santa-They elaborated on his lie, too. The empire of the North Pole, and his elves, and magical reindeer. Songs and figurines and all that commercial crap.
I just feel sorry for the little kids when they find their parents have lied to them their whole lives, and they haven't even found out about the tooth fairy, yet.

Well, I haven't reread it yet, so it may be a bit..err..well..not good lol. Nothing against parents now..

MM applejuice..drank about a gallon of it yesterday. hehe

well ok then..enjoy today..i have to be off to the library eventually..volunteering with the little ones.

Quile the at the world!

'When life gives you lemons..hand them back and ask for a full refund.'

'Give a man a knife and he'll sta you..give a man a bunch of knives and he may stab himself in the process.'

Hej Quille!

Bush is a pencil-headed dweeb! CHIPMUNK!!

..but what would you tell YOUR children then?

Applejuice is MY savior, I tell you.

Have fun at the library! (I know this is a short post, but I'm trying to get you to continue the children conversation, and plus I want to get my a**e down to the pool! )



-Peter

Lol..*considers the term pencil-headed* But pencil actually DO something! hehe..a chipmunk indeed..no..they are too intelligent. They can be taught. *decides not to be too ruthless and cutthroat*
I'm actually not planning to have children and why would I have to tell them anything? I'd just put some gifts under the tree and we'd celebrate the general spirit and ambiance of christmas, eh? not like I'd be worshipping the big J.C. or some such that night. And if they asked about Santa..well I'd ask them if they REALLY wanted to know then if the answer was yes I'd tell them the truth and explain to them how most of their friends would despise them for shattering their dreams of a great fat man sliding down all the children's chimneys on one night to gorge on cookies and milk and then shimmy back up leaving a piece of coal (probably from your fire) or some gifts that you may or may not want depending on if you have been bad or good. Don't you think that sounds a bit absurd? And he has magical reindeer with the ability to fly through the sky and they respond to voice command and apparently never tire..one even has a large red lightbulb of a nose. And he can go all the way around the world in one night..yet not everyone celebrates the holiday and especially not all at the same time. And then...he resides in the North Pole where no one has found his cryptic abode and he keeps lists of every good and evil act a child has done and somehow he manages to spy on them all year long (rather like God, eh? That is except that God keeps files on everyone and doesn't go around giving nice presents out does he?) And the most amazing thing is that no crazy hunter from Kentucky has managed to shoot Santa and his reindeer yet (so apparently there just can't be a Santa Claus) And even if there was a Santa..he'd be a slaveowner. I mean he gathers up ALL of the elves and leaves them in a desolate wasteland to make toys all year long (or so the story goes) and there can't possibly be enough food to feed all the little pointy-eared things. Just think what a grim place Santa's estate would have to be..and how vast! Oh and of course...you get commercial toys manufactured by toy stores..perhaps they have special deals with Santa? Of course the elves are always doing all that work..so? It just doesn't add up! Lies Lies Lies! (not that I don't understand the power of lies and the need for them at times) Well anyway..strange strange stuff this holiday business. Wait for Easter (Actually no one ever told me about the Easter bunny until I knew it was a fake and I stopped recieving candy about 5 years ago..so I really don't know much about what the Easter bunny is supposed to do..cna ya help em there? hehe)

Enjoy the pool! i just cleaned ours today..it's been raining and a bit cold to go in much, though. (the library was fun. Didn't shelve too many books today )

Quille the pissed off (not that I believe in them anyway)

V. true, Quille.. Pencils are more useful than our President. Feel free to be as ruthless as you like.. Wait.. Aren't you from FLORIDA??

I'm actually not planning on having kids either, but you never know. You seem to be resentful of Christianity, not that that's necessarily a bad thing but I'm just wondering.

Well when you put it that way the whole Santa myth does sound pretty silly. So maybe he's like the friendly version of God? Or the version with tangible rewards? Or something.

Man I wish I still got candy on Easter. In fact I'm telling my mom I want it next year. Easter is v. silly. All it is is you get a basket with candy and you go hunt eggs that are dyed putrescent colors. I dunno, in my house there never really was a Easter bunny myth.

I might have to create a H2G2 pool. Since there isn't one. Becos swimming is a wonderful thing to have during the summer. (Sort of like a bar but different)



Have a loobrush!

-Peter

hehe I am from Florida got 2 of the fargin Bushes to deal with.
LOL i resent people who follow anything blindly and believe without asking questions and who, if someone contradicts them they wage war and won't sign peace agreements even after decades and centuries of these wars and after millions are killed just for some land. I'm not resentful of ppl that believe it in their true selves and don't try to change it to be some war or something. I mean you can't even see God and yet ppl die over it.
lol yeah santa's REALLY funny I think.
Hehe..perhaps she'll give ya some . No clue about the bunny..confusing as hell.
Good idea..an H2G2 pool would be great! Amazingly interesting and awesome.
lol ty for the loobrush. Have a

Sorry this is short but my comp is being weird again.
Quille the ecstatic

Good luck to you with Jeb over there..

V. true. People do get themselves killed over their beliefs. They also kill others, and condemn others to H-e-doublehockeysticks. Which would be why I left the Catholic church, I know for a fact my friends aren't going there just 'cos they aren't Catholic.. So I believe in God, but the Church can go frick itself.

Santa is a fat man with a generosity complex.

would make my day! *waits for April*

I've already got a lifeguard for the kiddie pool and I've not even made it yet!

Thanks for the Trying to get me drunk eh? S' all good, I'll fit right in with Uncle Heavy..

It's annoying when comps get weird, eh? I want my comptuer back!


-Pete the girl. (Like Pete and Pete!)