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Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Existential Elevator Posted Aug 22, 2003
*uses a hairpin to pick the lock on the zip and unzips Em*
Don't listen to her...she's jelous of your natural comic ability!
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 22, 2003
*sips back up*
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Existential Elevator Posted Aug 22, 2003
*yawns*
Don't get annoyed with me.. I'm too tired... I hate aeroplanes.
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 22, 2003
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Existential Elevator Posted Aug 22, 2003
*dances*
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 22, 2003
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Existential Elevator Posted Aug 22, 2003
What<?> It's a disco!
*dances more*
C'mon, it'll be fun! Look, even the ducks are dancing! 
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat Posted Aug 23, 2003
Dancing YEAH!
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 25, 2003
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat Posted Aug 26, 2003
*grabs a duck and boogies with it*
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 26, 2003
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Existential Elevator Posted Aug 26, 2003
Yay! Do the funky duck!
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat Posted Aug 28, 2003
Um, this is the girl who has no idea how to do the funky ckicken, how am I supposed to do the funky duck?
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Existential Elevator Posted Aug 28, 2003
~shrugs~
Copy the ducks!
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 28, 2003
*unzips*
you're both quackers you know...
*zips*
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Existential Elevator Posted Aug 29, 2003
Quack quack quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
*ahem*
Yes. Erm.
Let's do something sensible instead then.
Erm.
Errrrrrrrrrrrr.
*attempts to balance a cheque book*
*fails*
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 29, 2003
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Aurora Posted Aug 29, 2003
*Attempts to balance check book on end of nose*
Ta-daa!
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat Posted Aug 30, 2003
Ooh look, Aurora the performing seal!
Home of 5 ducks wearing pink-paint splattered baggy jeans, 3 humans, a tipsy babel fish and 1 feminine elevator and, "Yay!", we've got Em back!
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 30, 2003
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