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Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat Posted Jun 23, 2003
*swings 
*
DUCK!!!!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 23, 2003
Quack!!!!!!
*ahem*
Anyway.
Back to business, anyone 
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Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat Posted Jun 24, 2003
How predictable...
Oh look, it had babies!!
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Jun 24, 2003
oh dear, what has been going on, I've been away two days and you've started throwing pregnant ducks at each other!
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Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat Posted Jun 24, 2003
Don't report us to the RSPCA, I didn't know it was pregnant, I thought it was a handbag!
Shades of the Importance of Being Earnest here...
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Jun 24, 2003
just thing, pregnancy - I assume - is horrific enough without going through it mid flight...hurtling towards some giant!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 24, 2003
I wouldn't call me a giant.....
*picks up distraught bird*
What is she called<?>
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Jun 24, 2003
Geraldine...
yes but compared to her you're a giant, unless she's a very tall duck
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 24, 2003
.......she could be one of them very large grey ones, in which case she may well be almost as big as me 
I wouldn't want that flying towards my head!!
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Jun 24, 2003
hehe neither would i!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 24, 2003
Aw! but I was going to chuck one at you for your Christmas present thins year 
I must be bored...... http://www.thespark.com/
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Jun 24, 2003
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 24, 2003
Aarrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
The gender test just said that I'm a man! Charmed! 
http://test3.thespark.com/gendertest/gender.cgi
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Jun 24, 2003
oddly I got female
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Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat Posted Jun 25, 2003
The library computer won't let me into it
What is it about you and masculinity EE.
You're not the ducklings father!
Ooh, so if the duck's called Geraldine, what's her baby called?
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Jun 25, 2003
Fred, Brian, Liza and EE Jnr.
Home of 5 ducks, 2 humans and 1 elevator
Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat Posted Jun 25, 2003
There's four!
Shall we make a pond?
Home of 5 ducks, 2 humans and 1 elevator
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Jun 25, 2003
yes...*starts digging a pond*
Home of 5 ducks, 2 humans and 1 elevator
Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat Posted Jun 25, 2003
*joins in. Has bought brand new shiny spade for occasion. whistles tunefully* (Obviously not RL then)
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