h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

heya!

i was ponderaterfying, where is Thanet?

but apart from that, heeeellllooooooooooooo!

Heeeeeeeellllllllloooooooooooooooooo!!!!

You are not the first person to ask me that, believe it or not...

Thanet is the very tip of Kent (in the South East of England). It is very small and boring, and used to be a little floaty island. It isn't anymore.

Can I get you some or some <?>

i have a few relatives in Kent. (i seem to have relatives everywhere

ooo, could i have some please?

Here you go!
*hands over *

What's the gossip with you then<?>

*tries to look innocent* gossip?

well, i finished school 3 weeks ago, so i am a free spirit! i've been up to so much stuff in the last few weeks! for instance, today a friend of mine and i hitchhiked 5 miles just to see what it's like . as we discovered, muchly fun! . last thursday i went to my leaver's ball which was amazing (especially afterwards). this saturday i'm off oop north to stay with a friend for a week (ahem). i have about 10 weeks before i start college and i'm going to spend about 6/7 weeks of it away!

what about you?

I'm blessed enough to be still at school......evil
Oh.....AND it's an all girls' school, meaning far too much bitchin' and absolutely NO .
Evil.

all girls, how horrific!

what year are you in?

Real horror....

I'm a yr9, soon to be yr10.......

ooooo, if it doesnt totally bore you....what options did you take?

Oooooooooooh....the most boring ones!


And here's the far too long list :
English [lang and lit- no choice on that], dual science certificate [no choice on that either...], maths, french, ICT, R.S, geography, Spanish and statistics......

What are you doing at the moment, then<?>

well, i had my last exam on June 12th, and i've been a free spirit since then!

i took: English (same as you), maths, Office Apps, German, Geography, Art, Resistant Materials and AS science. (in year 10 i did Statistics and Science (double award). so i am currently awating results day! . but i'll be on holiday, which is typical

in September i'm going to Brockenhurst College and doing (at AS level): Chemistry, Archaeology, Geology and Environmental Science, i cant wait to start college!

How come every other school in the country got an *interesting* choice in subjects<?> No fair....

Arnewood has a pants selection of AS levels though, which is why i'm going to Brock

Good idea........I happen to live in the most boring place on Earth, though, so there isn't *anything* or *anywhere* interesting or unusual........

it can't be /that/ bad........

i'm going to either Surrey or Kent tomorrow, i cant remember which!

It *is* that bad.......believe me.....

At least I'm not that far from London

ahh, but are you less than a mile from a mainline train station which goes directly to London?

Nope.........But not too far......I could get to a station less than a mile away that would take me there with a changeover, but.....

It's easier to drive half and get the train from Bexley.

Where'd you go on holiday, then<?>

i went with my church youth group to the Frontier Centre which is an activity centre in Northamptonshire. we spent the whole week doing things like climbing, abseiling, kayaking, raft builidin .

i got asked out at 1am on friday morning when the 2 of us were sitting on a wooden plank gazing at the stars (it was a very clear night and the moon was orange)

How romantic.........