h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well without? Wellwicked! Since when are you scouse?

scouse? eh eh eh? i am SO not scouse, as you well know.

kathryn no function chocolate well without... is a version of "homer no function beer well without" from the simpsons a week or so ago. i was being droll. haha, etc.

Erm...righto.

could you BE more unoriginal?

see you tomorrow!!!

Oh god. ur back now arent u. grrrr

ok, well, I thought I may as well spice things up a bit round here...


*strips off and runs, once again, naked around the thread*

few, that was fun. anyone want to join me?

oddly, i think i'll pass this one time. thanks, though.

yes i'm home. mwahahahaha!!

ps could you BE more chandler-ism-ing?

"oh no! two women love me! they're both gorgeous and sexy! my wallet's too big for my 50s and my diamond shoes are too tight!" - cb

Hey. S'me.

Just thought I'd pop in to say I have an answer to one of your questions: it's the feet that are at fault, not the shoes. The shoes are design to meet the shape of an average foot; hence if they don't fit right, your feet aren't average enough. It's funny what opinions a short-term career at Clarks can do to you.

In return, can you answer on of my questions: where there are censors in your article, did you put those in yourself or is some really busy BBC employee doing all the rounds? I mean, 'rhymes with "deenis"'? Hmm.

Thom

Nope, she got properly cencored! haha! we laughed long and hard at her! and no, it was nowt abouyt "rhymes with deenis". It was stuff about suckin on tities, and they just couldnt handle it.

And, no! I don't want any damned shoecare!!!

mmm... shoecare. i would just like to say that my feet are in no way average. last time i had my feet properly measured they were (left) 5 and a bit H and (right) 6H (childrens sizes!)... this make for very wide and very wonky footsies. Quite cool really. Isn't that like 6EEEE or something?

ANYWAY! the emma flatmate has really odd, scary, crawl-over-your-shoulder-while-you're-watching-a-film feet. and she bought foot-gloves.. eurgh!

k xx

ps wasn't it just lyrics? in which case shouldn't the band be censored, not v? she was only quoting after all! do you hear that h2g2? give her a break, she's a nice lady!

You have very odd feet my dear.

yup yup

what's your point?

Young Jiggly and Elbow have answered much of what I had to say...

The problem was, every time I submitted my huge barrage of questions, they would promptly delete it and send the whole damn thing back to me basically saying it was offensive and unsuitable for a public forum. So I had to take out all of the parts which may be taken as being offensive, though were not in fact intended that way (for example, my post-ironic liberal usage of a word which rhymes with "bay" and starts with a "g")

So I censored myself, and I sort of enjoy the fact that most of it remains up there and people know just how risqué my lingo can be, gives the character of Peaches a certain 'edge' I hope.

damn fuggering fascists. Censorship? Pah. I'd like to try and incite rebellion but it might get censored. I'd probably give the wrong date anyway.

I am Adam. Hear my roar sounding like I've got a cold.

On the subject of feet, it should be noted that my brother is the ultimate in foot freak, since his second toe is as long as my little finger. And I've not got small fingers.

Hey there my little one. Long time no diving.
Your brothers feet are weird then arent they? hmmm...how odd.

i am woman, hear me roar...

you know what they say about men with long fingers... *slopes off, muttering something aobut piano playing*