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I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 10, 2009
These hands are lethal weapons 
On touch and they will break your PC 
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Apr 10, 2009
Suffering from lilitis, lil?
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 10, 2009
See? That's how lethal I yam! 
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 10, 2009
...
I know how to call on my boyfriend. Sometimes. Does that count?
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Since I've never been in a fight in my whole life, and ain't got a clue how to, I guess I have to rely on the Paw. Her Supreme Catesty sure knows how to use it 
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Apr 10, 2009
Now there's an idea. Carry a cat to throw at attackers.
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Apr 10, 2009
Throw? Better use a catapult 
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
ismarah - fuelled by M&Ms Posted Apr 10, 2009
So what we need then is a cat for the catapult, some materials and Mala to build it in a proper scale? Eek, this is gonna get heavy.
Speaking of useless defence mechanisms - I know a little Icelandic glima. That's actually a kind of hardcore wrestling thing, but only if your opponent is wearing the right wrestling belt. So I can lay out an attacker, provided they're dressed right.
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 10, 2009
And for battle from the sea - a catamaran
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Keith Miller yes that Keith Miller Posted Apr 10, 2009
or caterwaul up a castle's wall 
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Keith Miller yes that Keith Miller Posted Apr 10, 2009
and after all that exercise a cat-a-tonic (yes now I am )
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Apr 10, 2009
It'll end in a catastrophe!
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
psychocandy-moderation team leader Posted Apr 10, 2009
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Apr 10, 2009
There more I think about this catapult idea, the more I like it. Imagine loading up a trebuchet with moggies and hurling them towards an advancing army. As they sailed through the air, they'd caterwaul like Stuka dive bombers. Think of the psychological effect alone:
'The enemy's psychotic! Flee! Flee!'
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Apr 10, 2009
Also, five of the six ends are pointy!
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Keith Miller yes that Keith Miller Posted Apr 11, 2009
Unless there was a Cat o' Nine tails amongst them..
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Apr 11, 2009
No, no, cats have three tails.
No cat has two tails.
But one cat has one more tail than no cat...
Makes three. 
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Apr 11, 2009
'Course, the obvious defence against a feline rain of death - and this has doubtless already occurred to Mal, would simply to point your pikestaffs skywards. SPLAT! Kat Kebab. So you'd have to fit them with tiny suits of armour.
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Apr 11, 2009
I find cultural differences so fascinating sometimes.
psychocandy-moderation team leader Posted Apr 11, 2009
Oh, Herman needs that!! 
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