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Post 1

*Princess*of*Hearts*

Why Is It,? That, When Us women Use The Bathroom You Men Think It's wise To Thump Hell Out Of The Door,And Yell To us What You Doing In There,
smiley - rofl I Think,, That It's Pretty Dam
You Know what Were doing in The Bathroom Getting Ourselves Lovely and Pretty,And When You Men Use The Bathroom Why is It you stay in There For Over 4 Hour's For Do you Look at yourself in the mirror and say what a pretty boy i amsmiley - biggrin
I Dunno You men are all Daft
smiley - tongueout


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Post 2

No_1_Dad

well babe i dont stay in the bathroon for age's and all i cant say is blokes that stay in there for ages is that do they know that if you shake it more than 3 times its counted as playing with yourself's!lol lmao
and babe you tell me something why is it that in pub's or club's you women go to the loo in groups lol only joking hun nows you missed me at all


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Post 3

*Princess*of*Hearts*

smiley - ermI Think i've had more than 2smiley - redwines tonight and all i can say is to your question is some females are you know in there and some look them selves in the mirrror and say do i look good Honest to god some us women talk to them selves in the mirror i don't do stuff like them.

But when i get a bath i can't say on here cos its too rude lol


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Post 4

No_1_Dad

babe you lost me on that last bit cos where did the bath bit come from and whys it too rude after all i am the unshockable lol


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Post 5

*Princess*of*Hearts*

Well You men play with your toys in the bath well i use to play with my you know what can't say on here lol


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Post 6

No_1_Dad

oh right i get ya the only toy
us bloke's play with in the bath is our submarine's lmao only joking hunni


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Post 7

*Princess*of*Hearts*

Well I let you in to a little secret My ex hubby hasn't got a toy duck and my other ex bf he hasn't got a Toy gun down his trousers either and i can't stop laughing at them both.

What kinda sub have you got
is it a Thunderbirds kind lol


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Post 8

No_1_Dad

no babe i'm different i got a space rocket
lol
oh babe i'm tired now here how lonely can life be i'm just starting to find out ya know i been single for a year now and thats really bad aint planning on being single much longer if i can help it


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Post 9

*Princess*of*Hearts*

I've been Single a long Time But I still want them papers signed so i can be free,

Well goodnight and take care Dad
One day you will find your ideal Lady but I'm sorry it won't be me cos i'm taken and I'm glade i've found jason at least he more of a man than my ex bf and ex hubby was and you Dad are a real Gent and your a funny one as well never a dull mo wen your around
Well thankyou for maken me laugh and smilesmiley - hugs I can't give you a kiss cos all my kisses are for 1 man only
and i dunno were he is oh well i better find him see you morrow thats if i'm online i might be going out.


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Post 10

No_1_Dad

hun im confussed i never said owt
about you in that last one so why would i think its you?
cor i must be hung over got a headache now
i'm off chat soon...


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Post 11

*Princess*of*Hearts*

No you sed you wanted a woman and I just said it wud not be me but there are zillions of fish out there and I'm too old for you honey anyway
you need someone your own age lol
I'm going grey lol

chat later....
i going to rub some cream on me leg its sore from all the walking today.

goodnightsmiley - cuddle


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Post 12

Misty Angel.....missing in action

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 13

angelicaheaven

smiley - rofl
Hi Misty, Hilary, Dad.


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Post 14

*Princess*of*Hearts*

Hiya misty Hiya Nat's


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Post 15

angelicaheaven

You should be in bed young lady lol smiley - biggrin
Can't you sleep or something?


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Post 16

*Princess*of*Hearts*

smiley - bigeyes
I couldn't ger smiley - zzzlastnight due to 2 manysmiley - redwines and I had Tooth ache
and After I had My fizzy Tab I had The Muches So smiley - sillyme made a bowl of Tom Soup lol
I then went bed at 6am in morning and I've just woke up about a hour ago
smiley - wowand I'm Hungover I need a Bloody Mary Tom juicesmiley - rofl


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Post 17

No_1_Dad

i tryed all this internet dating
and to be honest i got bitten and you know what they say once bitten twice shy
why do women altermaticaly think that cos i'm male i'm after one thing it really does make me sick!
sorry babe had bad day dont mean to snap but its true

FOR ALL FEMALES ON HERE I AINT AFTER NOWT ON HERE NEVER WAS AND NEVER WILL BE!!!!!

SORRY BUT IT GETS ON MY NERVE'S


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Post 18

Misty Angel.....missing in action

oooooeeeerrrrr dad take it easy as not every woman thinks that about a man ya know smiley - laugh

hi princess and hi nats smiley - smiley


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Post 19

No_1_Dad

well sorry hun but that time i
never even said owt but then that come up
out of no where
anyway how are you today


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Post 20

Misty Angel.....missing in action

look hun datings a pain in the arse no matter what way you do it so don't be worrying about it and just look for someone when your ready to smiley - ok

i'm fine hun just not stopping long as i'm on bathroom and bog cleaning duty so gotta go do all that in a mo smiley - groan


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