h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

About 1 Month, ago I was Sent a Invite By Someone On YM2 He claimed,To Be A& He Cud Fly Through The Tv screen And he Said he Cud see Me wich I found Was Ratherand I cud Not stoping Then 2 week's after I was sent another invite and This Guy Said He was Related!To a Alien
Now that is Just so Strange and Weird.How meny of You Out There Have had the same Kind Of Strange weird Exsperance?

since i been using chat rooms i have come across loads of weird peeps in ld
and thats where all my probs started to the point i ad to call my solicitor!
people like that are all out their head on drug's and just aint worth my time

Dad
I was on ym2 before and The same person who said he was awas online and he message me and said He Going out with The On saturday
lmao i cud not stop laughing my head off at him i sent a reply and said
Come on now how meny beers have you had n his reply was what you on about i don't like your tone of voice and i thought yeah what a crank you type words but you can't hear each other voices can you realy he a loaf short in the currant department lol

they sound like serious nutcases .

fruit de loop they can be funny
well at the start i do like to tell them they are a sandwiche short of a pinic!
lol

some of them can be tho
in my case it was my ex that started it all up for me i even meet a bloke that wanted to bash me up and then he thought twice when he see me lol
but they are all mouth no action

cranks they must think there superhuman or somthink you don't message young women and say that to them do you.

Baboon you know him off ym2 he use to be called Frogman lol

weird men like that are all mouth and no trousers and him and the other guy who thinks he realted to a alien still message me i just can't stop laughing i think its so funny and i was in romance room and here comes
IceCold in room and he says infront of everyone that he was going on a ride with his family in the sky i must atract wasps lol

never heard of any1 called frogman if he could see through screens he could have watched to see what saddam was up to

martin
he's known as brown_polar_bear now well he gets barred alot cos his strange behav he just gets laughed at now don't be putting that idea into his head please i think he comes on here as well i'm not sure but thankgod he hasn't found me yet God help if he message me on here i'd have no peace at all lol

theres 1 called polar bear but dont think hes the 1

Guess what Martin Nosey is watching us

Yeah he's known as brown_pola_bear
and he's known as the_cool_man
and also he's known as the nutter
and Timewatch so please be careful when you bump into him he might start his superhuman talk on you next mind you honey you can look after yourself cos you've had so meny nnames on ym2
I'm thesnowprincess on ym2 now cos jason is the snow prince

i dont babe i'm nice and gently
under my tough skin lol
give me another word for the fruit n veg shop?

grocers

whats my name then hilary on yoome +ive had 44 names in all lol

i dunno martin i forgot it as i new box new names

Dad i know your a gentleman and i know martin is a gentleman and my jason is the best gentleman in the world without you all i'd have had no one to confide in and martin i''ve allways confide in you cos i can trust you not like some i can mention
nosey is watching us right now so please be careful in what you say to meoh who cares say what you want let nosey parker think what he likes lol

cheers matey i'm gonna go write
my little poem in my journal now

cor m8 that is a lot of names how do ya remember them all i have trouble with this one lol

nosey bloke's a....
no i wont say lol

Dad
You could call the veg shop a carrot shop cos they sell carrots onions raddish, you name they sell it.

martin
you are a very funny person thankyou for maken me smile and laugh you cheer me up you both do anyway theres never a dull moment without you and dad and my friends at least we all can have a laugh without taken things so far lol like some i can mention lol

yeah ive got them written down lol my man mane at the mo is JOLLYYgreenGIANT if you want to send invite be quick i feel a name change coming on lmao

name doh your right solidcurser i cant type