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Post 1

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Well I woke up this morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed

smiley - erm well thats a bit of a lie really I was bleary eyed with a furry tongue feeling coz I'd had a drink last night.


I bounded happily into the livingroom
smiley - erm well shuffled really


In the hope of finding what the Easter Bunny had left (Santa usually leaves his stuff in the livingroom, by stuff I mean pressies, I don't mean he leaves his sleigh and deer in there when he's not working or any thing, that would be weird stupid people for even thinking thats what I meant</&gtsmiley - winkeye

Nothing, not a thing, ummm I think to myself, maybe he left them (oh yes I believed I had more than one egg) in the sittingroom. So off I trundel in my boundless shuffle.

Nothing/nada not a dot, there was also nothing in the kitchen, conservatory, bedrooms, bathroom, shed or garage either

smiley - wah he's forgotten all about me!!!!!!!!!! smiley - wah


smiley - wah how could he?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! smiley - wah


smiley - cry sniff smiley - cry

smiley - erm do you think he hid them up the loft?

*goes off to look*


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manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

I didn't get anything either... although I made myself a small bit of chocolate icing 'cause there wasn't any other choclate thing in the house, but that had nothing to do with it being Easter. I just wanted chocolate. Do you want some icing. *starts getting out the cutter and icing sugar and coffee and cocoa*


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Post 3

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*shouts down from the loft*



Yes please!!!


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Post 4

manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

*starts mixing it up in a glass (as it is a nice place to mix up small amounts of icing)* I wish I knew how to make the cake too so I had something I could put the icing on... but my sister is the one who can do that, and my cooking skills are non-existant.

*hands Cal the newly made icing in the glass with a tea spoon*


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Post 5

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*reaches down from the loft and wobbles a little on the ladder*


Thank you


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Post 6

manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

*stares up at Cal* Ladders are scary. They plot against me. They have secret anvils they wanna drop on me.


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Post 7

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*looks down from the loft*


They do?


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Post 8

manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

Yes, yes they do... they're like roller coasters and vegetable soup!


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Post 9

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

*a vagetable soup flavoured anvil, forged from reclamed parts of an old rolar coaster, drops from the top of the ladder, missing Dani by quite a bit*


smiley - cheers


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Post 10

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*blinks*

Well it certainly wasn't an egg


Who knew that was hiding up here even smiley - erm


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Post 11

manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

*cowers in the corner as she knows the anvil wants to kill her*


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Post 12

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

I think your safe now </>


*wonders if she heard that since he's up the loft and she's in the Hall* smiley - erm


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Post 13

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

eh? smiley - erm


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Post 14

nicki

news flash

the yorkshire easter bunny was knocked down and killed my a friend of nickys on the early hours of friday morning between marr and mexbrough


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Post 15

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - yikes


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Post 16

nicki

i no!

i will stop picking on her for it soon!

i got 2 easter eggs though!


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Post 17

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

I got home from Hoadley to find Easter Eggs... MMMMmmmmm... chockie...

smiley - nahnah

Cat


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Post 18

manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

Mum ended up putting a little bag of Cadbury Dairy Milk Eggs next to me yesterday, which was a surprise as I though Bec raided all the eggs from mum's wardrobe last week... meh. But I slept with them in my pocket last night, so they all melted and some kind of squished partially out of the foil wrapper, and yeah... (erm)... Delightful.


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Post 19

nicki

ive eaten one of my 2 eggs!

not today though

today im


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Post 20

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

You want eggs? Then go buy some. Stop complaining because nobody likes you.


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