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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Started conversation Mar 27, 2005
Well I woke up this morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed
well thats a bit of a lie really I was bleary eyed with a furry tongue feeling coz I'd had a drink last night.
I bounded happily into the livingroom well shuffled really
In the hope of finding what the Easter Bunny had left (Santa usually leaves his stuff in the livingroom, by stuff I mean pressies, I don't mean he leaves his sleigh and deer in there when he's not working or any thing, that would be weird stupid people for even thinking thats what I meant</>
Nothing, not a thing, ummm I think to myself, maybe he left them (oh yes I believed I had more than one egg) in the sittingroom. So off I trundel in my boundless shuffle.
Nothing/nada not a dot, there was also nothing in the kitchen, conservatory, bedrooms, bathroom, shed or garage either
he's forgotten all about me!!!!!!!!!!
how could he?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
sniff
do you think he hid them up the loft?
*goes off to look*
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manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. Posted Mar 27, 2005
I didn't get anything either... although I made myself a small bit of chocolate icing 'cause there wasn't any other choclate thing in the house, but that had nothing to do with it being Easter. I just wanted chocolate. Do you want some icing. *starts getting out the cutter and icing sugar and coffee and cocoa*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 27, 2005
*shouts down from the loft*
Yes please!!!
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manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. Posted Mar 27, 2005
*starts mixing it up in a glass (as it is a nice place to mix up small amounts of icing)* I wish I knew how to make the cake too so I had something I could put the icing on... but my sister is the one who can do that, and my cooking skills are non-existant.
*hands Cal the newly made icing in the glass with a tea spoon*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 27, 2005
*reaches down from the loft and wobbles a little on the ladder*
Thank you
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manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. Posted Mar 27, 2005
*stares up at Cal* Ladders are scary. They plot against me. They have secret anvils they wanna drop on me.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 27, 2005
*looks down from the loft*
They do?
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manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. Posted Mar 27, 2005
Yes, yes they do... they're like roller coasters and vegetable soup!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 27, 2005
*a vagetable soup flavoured anvil, forged from reclamed parts of an old rolar coaster, drops from the top of the ladder, missing Dani by quite a bit*
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manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. Posted Mar 27, 2005
*cowers in the corner as she knows the anvil wants to kill her*
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nicki Posted Mar 28, 2005
news flash
the yorkshire easter bunny was knocked down and killed my a friend of nickys on the early hours of friday morning between marr and mexbrough
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nicki Posted Mar 28, 2005
i no!
i will stop picking on her for it soon!
i got 2 easter eggs though!
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manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. Posted Mar 29, 2005
Mum ended up putting a little bag of Cadbury Dairy Milk Eggs next to me yesterday, which was a surprise as I though Bec raided all the eggs from mum's wardrobe last week... meh. But I slept with them in my pocket last night, so they all melted and some kind of squished partially out of the foil wrapper, and yeah... (erm)... Delightful.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 29, 2005
You want eggs? Then go buy some. Stop complaining because nobody likes you.
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- 2: manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. (Mar 27, 2005)
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- 4: manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. (Mar 27, 2005)
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- 9: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 27, 2005)
- 10: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 27, 2005)
- 11: manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. (Mar 27, 2005)
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