h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not telling!

She's seen better days... Got mugged last night. And then insisted I go out drinking with her...

oh dear
is she ok?

Yeah she's fine.
It's me that isn't!

And my coffee maker is broken...

oh dear have some of mine so who's been gossiping

Nosey!!! *pokes you*
Actually I figured it out from your PS.
I'm clever like that.

owwwwww *rubbs his side and makes a note to increase the secreuity paint on his personal space*

'secreuity'...

sorry secruity I'm dyslexic and therefore spell terribly and also get letters mixed up and sometimes add extra letters just for the hell of it

and I've still spelt it wrong

You can't even ue security measures though - you've typed it on your PS yourself, you silly nana!

Where's Jack gone now? Does he onlky get online in the evening?

*hands you your very own Jack spotting book*

Get him to sign it every time you see him, you get a prize for every 50 signatures

He doesn't get on line too often because it tires him out

There you go! You werelooking for houses - Why don't you and him get a place together and then you don't hav to worry about all that rent and stuff!
Or was that your original plan and I'm a bit slow...

Well I've asked him, whether or not my charms will work on him and he'll come live with me is another thing entirely

No guy would say no to his man!

Maybe if I fill the house with pokey sticks

That’s just rude you know!
Maybe you should just keep that in your pants rather than filling the whole house with them!!!

it's a sweet http://www.japanesekitchen.co.uk/pocky.html?gclid=CJPU16C3mYgCFRGXFQodHHxvcA

Oh...I see...

I'm headed off for the weekend - tell Jack I say hi!
Keep it clean...