h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

don't I know it theres just no hope for me

Maybe if you dye your hair blonde they'll let you get away with stuff like that.

I'd look terrible blonde, I'm kinda dark skined

Would be amusing though. Or maybe a deep blue-black would suit you then. I did that once It's very striking.

s I think I'll stick with plain black thanks

No, you can trust me on this - it looks nice. In normal lighting it looks plain black, but if you go into bright lights or the sun, it has a blue shine to it
How long's your hair?

it's shortish, kinda floppy if that makes sense

like this http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30822733/?qo=14&q=by%3Ayesterdays-jack&qh=sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps

Curly-like, or wavy-like?

it's straighish like in that drawing *points to the above link*

Ok don't answer that - I only saw your post after I'd replied.
The it's too short for the blue-look. Mine was already past my shoulders when I did that and of course it's jet-straight too.

ahh well there you go, boring old black for me, won't be long before I'm wearing beige and insisting on having sheep skin lined carpet slippers

NOOOO! Not sheep-skin-lined slippers!
*dies of emabarrassment for your sake*

oh dear

*wonders if he should give you cpr*

*wonders if he should wait for it*















































*decides to wait for it*

ummmmmmmm
















































*gets out his resus non return valve, pops it over your mouth and proceeds with CPR*

Oh god no!

oh you're feeling better

Licking me?

Do I taste nice