h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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If I were to build a defence mechanism for an item that I never wanted anyone to get near, even in a spaceship with an infinite improbability drive, how would I go about it - any ideas?



Bassman Cool>

Thanks for the welcome, Bassman.

As for your query, I haven't the foggiest notion! Let Osama bin Laden look after it maybe - nobody can find him apparently.


Stick it in Beckham's oxygen tent.


Put it in an aquarium next to a big nasty fish!


All very, er, improbable. Now what did Beeblebrox do?

This is a light hearted sort of thing. There's a researcher that's been giving me a bit of a hard time - in a friendly sort of way - and I need to sort him out (in a friendly sort of way)

He has something important and I need to do something to it and him not be able to change it back. I was trying to invent an improbable devicethat would do this!!



Bassman

As an aside, I have decided to keep a record of researchers that I have welcomed to the site starting today, you have the honour of being first on the list.

If you click on my name at the top of this post, you'll get taken to my space. Scroll down and you'll find the appropriate drop down menu.



Bassman

Well, I am honoured indeed!

'Tis my pleasure.



Bassman