h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Donkey/ ass.

Squish spiders?!

good

Spider friend.
Spider kill flies who vomit and lay eggs in food and make maggots crawl around in your tummy.

No spiders n defintely no strip poker! .kids in the house n youd all have to be commited after the horror me anwhere near nekkid!

anyway. You eat 12 spiders a year.

How about strip..... thumbwars.

i thought it was 8 per night

yummy

its the strip part thats not happening

I really doubt it's 8 a night

I'll look it up.

But you do eat loads of minced up bug parts in processed food.

i am the undisputed champion at thumbwar

what sort of processed food ?

me brake thumbs showoff

you watched that program on ITV the other night then


all sorts of processed food, everything in fact.

Thats it..i really have got to try n sleep soo i shall see you sometime tomorrow afty kitty the rest of yers later

thts gross!

ben sleep now c u 2 morrow u sexy people

>> The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
>> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>> The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.
>> The average person swallows 8 spiders a year.
>> The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
>> Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.
>> The Apollo 11 only had 20 seconds of fuel when it landed.
>> The average talker sprays about 300 microscopic saliva droplets per minute, about 2.5 droplets per word.
>> The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.
>> 314 Americans had buttock lift surgery in 1994.
>> The Earth's revolution time increases .0001 seconds annually.
>> The average human produces 25,000 quarts of spit in a lifetime, enough to fill two swimming pools.
>> Your brain weighs around 3 pounds. All but ten ounces is water.
>> Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday
>> A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.
>> Sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 miles (161 km) an hour.
>> When glass breaks, the cracks move at speeds up to 3,000 miles (4827 km) per hour.
>> From 1840, every president elected in a year ending in the numeral "0" has been assassinated, died in office, or been severely wounded in an attempt on his life. Each event has taken place in an odd numbered year and each on an even numbered day. In each case, the number of terms the president was elected to has alternated between single and multiple (i.e. Harrison 1, Lincoln 2, Garfield 1, Mckinley 2, etc). Ronald Reagan was the first president who did not die because of this "curse." If this pattern continues, the person elected in 2000 will die in 2001 or 2003, or will be wounded in an assassination attempt. Let's hope that the "curse" was broken by Ronald Reagan's survival in 1981. (yay! Die Bush Die!)

no, didn't see a program. Looked it up some time ago after reading an article. I don't watch TV on the whole coz unless you've got sky it's a pile of crap.

well, in talking to you lot, Rangers have managed to narrow my lead to 2 points after i managed only a draw against Dunfermline and i LOST to Motherwell

but hey, i still top of the league

*thinks about continuing to talk footy if just to bore kitty*