h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the lord

witch lord is that the lord of hell

oooh, nice throw.

*rolls eyes, and gets one slightly closer to the little white ball that Serephina had*

if you 2 keep rolling your eyes like that they will fall out

fall out of what?

*retrieves eyes and puts them back into their sockets with a wet plop*

the glass you keep them in at night

Sorry.

But puns are what seperate us from the animals.

as well as larger brains?

I'm sure blue whales have larger brains than we do.

not as complex though surely

me got on brain only saw dust me man

wow. The biggest animal ever in the world is a female.

The female blue whale.

They're also the loudest animals. Their tongues weigh 4 tons.


a sperm whale has the biggest brain of any creature

Sawdust eh?

*peers into his ear*

yup.

ahh so the rumours are true then Ben..

yes but you dont want to belve them all

not even the one involving the blow up novelty beaver?

pratice makes perfict

aww i liked that one too ..gave me a good giggle

shouldnt you have a toy solder

youv lost me now..not hard to do today..