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Post 1

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

*ahem*


wassup?


Where are you? *echo* *echo* *echo*


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Post 2

Odo

*looks round at the piles of heaving bodies*

Well I think I'm in a library surrounded by studnets - no echos round here, just a group of pre 16 smiley - erm boistrous lads I'm baby sitting.

smiley - wah I want to go home - they've been here for two hours now, and I know I've got them for at least another hour and I haven't got the enery left to attempt to keep them serpreate and focussed any more.



smiley - bikersmiley - chick


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Post 3

Mu Beta

I don't like the sound of these studnets you've been putting out. What d'you need to catch one of them for?

B


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Post 4

Odo

Farm 'Stock Duty!'


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Post 5

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

*giggles*


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Post 6

Odo

We've got to keep our stock up to scratch, otherwise goodness only know what would turn up if we just let any old stud in.


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Post 7

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother




sorry...couldn't resist


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Post 8

Odo

Fine, go ahead and laugh. smiley - tongueout You wouldn't believe the trouble we have keeping our stock up to scratch.


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Post 9

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

one book, two book, three book, four...

five book, six book, seven book, more...


I know...I really am extracting the water now ain't I smiley - tongueincheek


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Post 10

Odo

You are milking the proverbial cow rather.

Mind you if you'd like to come and do a stock count for my you're more than welcome. Keep it up, you've not even made a dent in the first shelf. smiley - winkeye


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Post 11

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

well...smiley - erm...




Mummmyyyyy!!!!!! smiley - run


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Post 12

Odo

Well she's very welcome to come as well you know, I'm sure that there'll be enough for the pair of you to get on with. smiley - smiley


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Post 13

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

But...but...but...


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Post 14

Odo

But what young lady?


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Post 15

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

I need a weewee miss


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Post 16

Odo

Off you go then, but make sure you take a note of the route so that you can find your way back again.


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Post 17

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Yes miss....





*backs away very gently*


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Post 18

Odo

*attaches tracking device to back of VV's jumper so that she can be traced.*

See you later then.


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Post 19

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

smiley - doh


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Post 20

Odo

smiley - evilgrin There's no escaping from this place...... Once you've entered, you'll never truly escape. A part of you will always remain here.

*gets out chainsaw*


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