h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Frantic exclamations coming from our study room…..

Push a bit harder, I can’t screw it in!!!!!

Who says work is dull all the time.

warning Odo, you can hear thing you should hear.

thinks of Alfred Hitchcock's "rear window" movie

Hmmm...take back everything I said about finding you a new job.

B

How about an exclamation during a physics lesson: X couldn't get it up!

Don't tell me, it was someone changing a light bulb - otherwise who knows!!!!!

More or less VV.

Someone had managed to melt a laminate into the middle of our laminator and they were in the process of taking it apart to try and repair it.

I’ve now got to go and loosen a couple of screws which are horrendously tight and causing machine to make alarming groaning noises. I’ll turn it off and unplug it before I start fiddling with the innards though.

… “I love the smell of fried student in the morning….”

Odo's liberary is cover for canabilism. they eat fried students

No no no no no!!!

Luckily they we're fried!!! It’s just that I found them poking around in the innards of a live piece of electrical equipment. It could have been messy.

Smells like chicken!!

you mean smell like teenspirit

Smells more like smoke round here to be honest.

any tasty students around, Odo

They're all about 16/17 years old.

There are those who'd probably be better off it they were BBQ'd and eaten but I couldn't do it.

oh I am only teasing...it is my only fun right

I know you are really, it's just that I'm a little miffed at life in general today what with the car and everything.

'n'

Life sucks, you betcha.

only neighbours suck who do not listen....life is ok