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Good Afternoon Vicki

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3 Of 8

I'm to add humorous and embarrassing (for you anyway), anecdotes to my page!

hello jesse...

Please leave me alone unless i require your help...

Thanking you in advance.....

Vicki

Afternoon VICTORIA

Right, you want me to leave you alone do you?

Will do, but before I go, can I just point out the following;

Jesse is spelt with a capital j, you can do this by holding the 'shift' key (the ones with the big up arrows on), and pressing the j key at the same time.

You should always capitalize 'I', including when you type I've, and I'm.

You can make any of the letters capitals, by using the pressing shift method, also you might like to try it with the number keys as well, you will find various symbols that may come in handy that way.

Have fun and enjoy!


*Spits on Vicki's *

Isn't family embarrassing

Evening Polidari

*Ignores Vicki*

My family certainly is, check out the 'What's your most embarrassing moment' thread, you can reach it from my page... I posted what I thought was an embarrassing (for my sister anyway ) story, which my sister will just love me telling everyone one about!

Go have a look see

For Vicki

Have fun and enjoy!

Hmmmm....

Thank you Jessicca...with a capital J...

Thanking you in advance for further embarrasments...

Good morning Vikkitoria

You're most welcome

Anytime you need help, tying your shoelaces or whatever, you just let me know, and I'll at you.


Have fun and enjoy!

Well trouty

I'm sitting here adding bloody Sporks to your page for you and where are you? Ignoring everyone on H2G2, by claiming that you have to go to work

Tell them to fetch their own darned pizzas, and come and admire the Spork


Milikes pop but his brusen dusant, as you can see.
You missed that woman @ the school, the one who never washes her hair, she had it 'up' today, very funkem

And stop that bloody sheep, from butt sniffing will ya

Have fun and enjoy!

Well... chick...

Me thinks greasy bird is a fetching darling..even more so with her hair up...

Did you notice if she needed a band? Grease probably kept it up...eeeeewwwww

Anyhoo.....

Leave my bleating sheep alone....

Where are you<?>
Why aren't you here<?>
How come you've not logged on to answer your messages<?>
Do you think you have things to do that are more important<?>
When are you likely to return<?>


God, I'm bored now...

Right then trouty... I'm off... I spose I'll see you some time soon.

Have fun and enjoy!™™
<-- For you, you're driving!


*Smacks Vicki's repeatedly while she's not here to protect it*

I see you've been online And, you've just ignored the pathetic plight of your battered

You have had the chance to protect it from the kicking, I have been giving it, while you were absent, and unable to protect it....

I am disgusted with you . I am to report you to the Protection Agency.

You should be ashamed of yourself

*Kicks the in the shins* Ha! Take that!