h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So your the new girl then!

Lord Smooth

Yeah im the new girl. I was introduced by some friends. Im hoping to make a few friends. Whats your name and where do you come from.

Hi Im number one
My name's Gary, and im from Belfast!
(that was my blind date introduction)
What about yourself?
Im pretty new around these parts myself, still finding my feet.


Lord Smooth

Don't want to interupt, but couldn't resist saying "Bout ye" to a fellow Belfastian. (is that what we call ourselves? Doesn't have the same ring as Glaswegian, or Mancunian...)

Pint of Guinness?

Pack of Tayto cheese'n'onion?

AH!

Another from the green northern lands! Dont really like Guinness or Tatyo Ch,n'ion. Id be more of a beer and popcorn kinna guy.
Euro Disney eah.
Havent been myself, love to go, im just a big kid.
Do you still live in Luxembourg?
I went there once for about a week, a few years back, Had a great time!

Lord Smooth

Yes I still live in Luxembourg, and I'm enjoying it very much. It's very small (you probably remember that) which means it's dead easy to get around, and you never get lost. I'm planning to see a bit of Europe while I'm here ( although I don't know if Eurodisney strictly counts), but will be visiting good ole Belfast in May. I'm a big kid at heart too - my proudest moment at Disney was going on the Indiana Jones upside-down-backwards ride...twice in a row.

An upside-down-backwards ride?
That soundz a bit too intense for a humble Lord like myself.
I think i'l stick to the brandy and cigars.

Lord Smooth

Well ill be number two

My names nicky and im from portsmouth.

Whats it like in sunny old belfast then?

Its very rare for me to hear the words "sunny" and "Belfast" in the same sentience.

But things are great, im really enjoying life at the moment!

Dont really know much about Portsmouth, whats it like there?

Lord Smooth