h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My boyfriend would consider that an artic expedition...

Yeah I think male hygiene gets left at home on holiday, on Monday he looks like a well mannered CEO but by Friday he looks like he's spent the last few years in a POW camp.

Although I probably look just as bad. My hair can't cope with heat very well, I normally have strands that stick up for no reason and they refuse to cooperate into going flat no matter how much gel and starch I stick on it.

male hygiene and holidays don't go together. (I asked Bob about this, he fails to understand completely. He wants me to mention that he did bring his own toothbrush, a brand new one, and he used it several times a day to brush his teeth).

Changing clothes is something .. mm well.. let's just say that all shirts, socks and what have ye are all clean again

nasty women! gossip! nothing but gossip! We were on a long holiday trip and I kept myself perfectly clean. and my t-shirts were spotless. I did even wear a t-shirt when travelling.

you cannot expect me to change briefs, shirts and socks when it's 30+ degrees and all I did wear is swimming pants

you're both unfair and I'm sure Ayeka's mate will feel the same

yes Bob.. still I don't consider soaking in a swimming pool for two hours an substitute for a five minutes shower with lots of soap and shampoo

Calm down you two, I did'nt want to start a domestic

.. don't worry Ayeka an argument serves many purposes .. to make a point and to make up afterwards

and he had a shower before that

Well there must be a lot of 'give and take' in any relationship. It's the ratio of this giving and taking that is up for negoitation

yessss.. negotiating skills and .. what was the other ..

What? sweet & innocent me, I don't know!

I remember ! that was the ability to prepare food at any time of the day ... well ... living with a full grown dinosaur isn't easy

I suppose a goat tied to a pole does the trick?

I .. think he's not into goats .. seems a better bet .. and but he'd never admit that

... goats?? no, I'm not into goats! and the thing about is absolutely not true!

I have videotape which suggests otherwise...

*strokes *

.. videotapes ? of Bob? with a goat? oh, I'd be sooo interested to know more about that

now girls, girls, let's not get all excited .. I'm sure there's a good explanation for this .. maybe I can even dream one up..

well.. you'd better .. goat indeed ..

Oh it's much worse than that, it's chocolate goats!

oh *that* one !! but I do know about that one! there's two things Bob will happily wake up for at any time and one of them is he'd rather admit an affair with a real goat than an addiction to though

you had me worried for a short time.. I didn't know if I wanted to enter a competition with a goat