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The Thing With Bdoofs
Posted May 27, 2002
"If only the sands didn't fall through the hands
I could do so much more with my time."
Said the idle Bdoof on the ribberty roof
Of a fner in Newcastle on Tyne
A Strang then came by, pointed up at the sky and said
"Let's not be fooled by the press!"
"For we all know the truth, that the idle Bdoof
Is no more than a fradge in a dress!"
In a rage the Bdoof clambered down from the roof
And gyronically thraggled its' batch
But the Strang, it was blick and incredibly quick
And he wasn't too easy to catch
"Let's not be so rash," said the wrizzled olash
"We could scroodle this matter like fllairns"
But the thing with Bdoofs, once they're down from the roof
Is that nothing can strumpfle their chairn
At that moment there came, with the first drops of rain
An enormously loofle forlake
And with one great fnang the Bdoof and the Strang
Were both stribbled and bloffed from the fnake
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The Thing With Bdoofs
Posted May 27, 2002
"If only the sands didn't fall through the hands
I could do so much more with my time."
Said the idle Bdoof on the ribberty roof
Of a fner in Newcastle on Tyne
A Strang then came by, pointed up at the sky and said
"Let's not be fooled by the press!"
"For we all know the truth, that the idle Bdoof
Is no more than a fradge in a dress!"
In a rage the Bdoof clambered down from the roof
And gyronically thraggled its' batch
But the Strang, it was blick and incredibly quick
And he wasn't too easy to catch
"Let's not be so rash," said the wrizzled olash
"We could scroodle this matter like fllairns"
But the thing with Bdoofs, once they’re down from the roof
Is that nothing can strumpfle their chairn
At that moment there came, with the first drops of rain
An enormously loofle forlake
And with one great fnang the Bdoof and the Strang
Were both stribbled and bloffed from the fnake
Discuss this Journal entry [1]
Latest reply: May 27, 2002
The Thing With Bdoofs
Posted May 27, 2002
"If only the sands didn't fall through the hands
I could do so much more with my time."
Said the idle Bdoof on the ribberty roof
Of a fner in Newcastle on Tyne
A Strang then came by, pointed up at the sky and said
"Let's not be fooled by the press!"
"For we all know the truth, that the idle Bdoof
Is no more than a fradge in a dress!"
In a rage the Bdoof clambered down from the roof
And gyronically thraggled its' batch
But the Strang, it was blick and incredibly quick
And he wasn't too easy to catch
"Let's not be so rash," said the wrizzled olash
"We could scroodle this matter like fllairns
But the thing with Bdoofs, once they're down from the roof
Is that nothing can strumpfle their chairn
At that moment there came, with the first drops of rain
An enormously loofle forlake
And with one great fnang the Bdoof and the Strang
Were both stribbled and bloffed from the fnake
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Latest reply: May 27, 2002
Olivardez' Spoon
Posted Mar 29, 2002
Olivardez of the Moon
Came down to Earth on a spoon
Whilst eating cheese with lettuce leaves and mustard
He missed the landing plate
And had to navigate
His way out of a nearby bowl of custard
The custard although hot
A runway it was not
And Olivardez' spoon went to the bottom
He dug into his pockets
For his anti-custard rockets
And realised to his horror he'd forgot 'em
Well this was not the end
For our lunar spooner friend
For beneath the custard lay a pastry crust
And Olivardez found
That although less firm than ground
It allowed a jump with quite sufficient thrust
Once out upon the table
He met a dish called Mabel
To return with him he didn't need to force her
They finished off the food
So as not to appear rude
Then they jumped aboard a passing flying saucer
It took them to the stars
Via Mercury and Mars
In about the time it takes to boil the kettle
Then had to stop to rest
At their passengers request
Cos they hadn't given dinner time to settle
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Latest reply: Mar 29, 2002
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