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Olivardez' Spoon
The Snockerty Friddle Started conversation Mar 29, 2002
Olivardez of the Moon
Came down to Earth on a spoon
Whilst eating cheese with lettuce leaves and mustard
He missed the landing plate
And had to navigate
His way out of a nearby bowl of custard
The custard although hot
A runway it was not
And Olivardez' spoon went to the bottom
He dug into his pockets
For his anti-custard rockets
And realised to his horror he'd forgot 'em
Well this was not the end
For our lunar spooner friend
For beneath the custard lay a pastry crust
And Olivardez found
That although less firm than ground
It allowed a jump with quite sufficient thrust
Once out upon the table
He met a dish called Mabel
To return with him he didn't need to force her
They finished off the food
So as not to appear rude
Then they jumped aboard a passing flying saucer
It took them to the stars
Via Mercury and Mars
In about the time it takes to boil the kettle
Then had to stop to rest
At their passengers request
Cos they hadn't given dinner time to settle
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