h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And muggins here got the axe murderer! actually, anyone seen Northern boy about recently?

he was a sweet axe muderer though

i got an email from him fairly recently but other than that no!

Good so he's still about, don't think he's posted on here recently though

it was just an invite to some contacts thingy or other...think i forgot to reply but yeah seems hes still breathing we'll have to chase him up n drag him to a meet some time! and that creachy thing too..wonder where hes hiding at!

yea, must get both of them along next time

ho yus!

What you been up to?! I'm bored.

not a lot just taking over the world in a flying saucer

I particulary enjoy the saucers death ray function

And using anal probes on people, i'm guessing

ho yus...stick it up far n hard enough n their brain popsout their head

I was abducted by aliens once....

south parks on right now..but ive been playing 'destroy all humans' on the ps2

were you really? ive always been terrified of being abducted by aliens cos i think it really does happen!

Well, possibly... theres these 'gaps' in my life wher eI don't remember anything sometimes for a few hours... sometimes half a day Iput it down to alien abduction.... some people put it down to beign unconscious from booze... I'm not certin myself I've seen UFOs though when a kid/young adult/teenager over the Fens

"Do not run, we are your friends"

id blame the booze too

what did you see?

one that was real weird, was as we were going along in a car, a cigar shapped 'thing' with a light at one end, was like besides teh car, but high up and off a bit, as we were going down a realy striaght B road, then we turned, and it seemed to turn, and did this for quite a while tracking us...... Weirder than that was what I saw from school, middle school; one day turned up, in the field next the school (think they had corn growing in it), there were, wehr e their hadn't been before, crop circles and over the far end of the field, which was uite a distance off was a low silver shaped object, kind of saucer shapped, but more complicated....... it' gone by the time schoool finished and when going hom eon the bus, that corner of the field also appeared to have the circular 'crop circles' in it

Creepy!

Oh, and the first one above, that was at night : But I am suspecious over the 'cigar shaped ' UFOs; they are pretty common sightings I think over east anglia/the fens; I think they've probably or possibly some connection to all teh USA military air bases round the areas the one in the field... I've no idea, but no* it most certianjly wasn't a piece of farm machinary I know well enough what they looked like, and it didn't look like any kind of farm/industrial machine the other weird thing I saw a fair few times, was the 'mini wirlwinds' on corn and simualr fields; sucking up a fairly tight narrow 'plume' of matterial from the field into the air < think I've seen that at least twice I relaly ough go do this washing up