h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It were so quiet earlier that I just logged off and did dusting instead I had stir fry again tonight, was going to have it with nooddles but there was so much veg I didn't bother in teh end spring onions, beansprouts, celery, babycorn, oyster mushrooms, and some prawns plus herbs spices and soya sauce it is quiet isn't it

I'm on messanger but might start working in a minute_reading in front of computer, last night MSN was being used for the great plot (TM)

I'm surprised you didnt try that line when you were drunk the other weekend..i think you tried all your others

the great plot?

Anyone wanna smell my armpits?

RF

no

theres a plot? can we plant cabbages in it?

Can we plant my armpits in it?

RF

There is a plot you say?

apparently there is yes..

where?

On the allotments, out by the railway line.

So far, we've planted cabbages and armpits.

RF

What about mushrooms?

Its a Cabbage! iots a Cabbage! growing! there! look! its a cabbage! oh no its a cabbage! kill the cabbage! burn them, burn them all! trample them into the ground, distroy them! kill them! its a cabbage! don't just stand there it might attack!

S'alright, 2legs, the badgers have them surrounded. I'll just plant (?) these mushrooms over here...ooh look, a snake!

RF

Snake! its a snake! *runs over to the railway line and ties himself to the tracks!

'heelp heelp! heelp!'

*The train hurtles towards 2legs... then suddenly diverts into the station*.. ...

29 new posts and they're all people saying "Quiet in here tonight, isn't it?"

isn't some young girl ment to come and rescue me? or have i gotten the heafty man being tied to teh railway track routeeen the rong way round?

*dashes in to rescue 2legs!*

Yeah I know, it's a very broad definition of "young", but artistic licence an' all....

*the hefty 'victum' rescued by the young girl from the iminant death of being tied to railway tracks, swoons in her arms*