h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

or so I was told over dinner last night

We,(being me,Ged,Genie and D'mons) went out for a meal to celebrate Ged's 25th birthday. He's too old for me to be called pervy for dating him now apparently, so id better start looking for fresh blood

meal was very very nice..rib eye steak in bearnaise sauce and a very lovely cheesecake with of course copious amounts of wine and we managed to get home without Genie turning into a kitchen appliance

still waiting foir all the pressies i orderd him to arrive in the posrt though..amazoon turned up this morning but i think ive been ripped off by the ebay guy

Sounds like a good time was had by all. Hippy Bidet, Ged --> a neverending supply of JD and Coke

Yeah, wish Ged a happy bidet from me too

Wish him a purple buzzbee from me!

.. and a double from me

you trying to kill him mags ? poor dears allergic to alkykol

Not at all! That was so he can keep you amused (read: tanked up) and can stop forgetting he needs the zimmer frame now (old git, that he is )

but if hes old what are we??

An ole perv you may not be, but your still old

Hello stranger hows you lot

Hiya Liz!

we're all good ta..you and yours?

Ancient, dahling! I become the Answer this year!


Now then, where did I put hearing aid?

I'm still 21

oooh I had a great time!

I have no idea how I managed to be that drunk though when you lot had the same amount to drink!

I think I may be a bit of a lightweight in my old age...

Thing is, Saturday night I was told by no fewer than 3 people that I am boring when sober, 4 people asked why I was so quiet, and one guy said I looked angelic when I hadn't been drinking and wore no makeup... He also said I looked like a teenager in my hoody and jeans...

He was very drunk.

were two of those 3 people julie and your mother by chance


I'm still shocked you went to the pub ib a hoody and no make up

me too! Perhaps I should have taken a photo to prove it...

But I'd had a row with the old man so I needed no prompting to leave the house!

Nope, it was Pat (the Bert half of Bert and Ernie), Bruno (who always looks suspicious when I order diet coke) and Dave (who looks like Keith Miller from Eastenders). Andy the homo said I was quiet, and as you know I thought he'd been hiding from me...

Turns out apparently while I was drinking my cup of tea at his place karaoke night he'd declared that he 'really really likes me'... My response was to finish my cuppa and then lie down snoring on his lap.

I don't remember that at all!!! No wonder the poor boy was hiding!

At least you didnt start making washing machine nises again

poor boy, i think hes quite sweet

He is bless his heart...

And if he wasn't 1. blonde and 2. Northern I might even consider traumatising him...

Genie- I'll make sure your not sober on the 27th?

you definitely coming then leggsy ? yay!

were going to have quite a turn out it seems, 22 definites and 33 maybes so far..just from facebook and andrews brother is now threatening to come and brong his girlfriend along too.

oh genie, ged says if they come you can call H a C or whatever else you like but no bottling her pretty please