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Pardon?

What happened to my post? I think the srvers are still a bit hungover from the winter meet I think I said something about cheese... and how I like every cheese I've had, wenslidale, brie, feta, stilton, chedder, goats cheese, oak smoked cheeses, camenburg, and the rest I've still not had anything to eat today... I can't decide what to have

have a nice bacon sandwich..

i really fancy one but Jo helped me put the shopping away n now i can't find the bacon

I've not got any bacon, but I do* have some nice fresh gamon steak Mmm!, I could have it in the french bread with some egg!!! That wouldn't be a very 'diet like' lunch snack would it?

Hmm maybe not

Found the bacon..right at the bottom off the freezer frozen solid!

Get it in the micro, to defrost, then grill!

Its frozen into one big lump though bloody kids..why oh why do want more?

how long would you recommend putting it in the microave for?

Depends how powerful the micro is, I'd take it out of the packet, put on a dish that can handle being in the microwave, which i think is pretty much any dish.... put it on about three quaters power, or 'defrost', if it has that setting, give it three minutes, then look at it, if its getting there, then turn it over, and give it a couple of minutes, you might then be able to seperate it 'a bit', or if it looks good by then seperate the pieces and grill Just keep defrosting it a minute or two at a time till its defrosted enough to seperate the rashes You can* cook it in teh micro, but it is* better on the grill

Ta ..

'goes to try'

if my bacon explodes im coming to get you 2legs

....Shouldn't... so long as you take it out of the carton...

It was fine..tasted a bit mingy though

Someone once told me to try scrambled eggs done in the mocrowave, in a mug...it wasn't really very nice...

uggh thats really gross

i dropped it out of the mug and it was jut a little circle of eggy mush....

Stopppppit..ugggh

who told you to do that anyway? and how come you were flid enough to believe them ?

You can do scrambled eggs in the microwave, but you have to keep stopping it and stirring it every 20 seconds or it turns into an omelettey lump. So it's not really worth it.

Not seeing as eggs are horrid n smell like fart anyway

You're not cooking them right then.

I don't cook them at all.. I don't eat them, they've always upset me.
And i've always found the smell...even hard boiled ones, scoth eggs and such a little nauseating

But do eggs really smell like fart... or does fart smell like eggs? I think we should be told.