h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and eating, bet they did that too

roy a classic

there will be murder if someone takes my away at the moment

i dont have any choccy n someones drank all the milk so i cant make up some cadburys hotchoc

'looks for machine gun'

delivery for S...and a box of bullets just in case...

ill just eat the bullets i think , could prolly do with the iron

there's iron in

I knew there was a reason my anaemic self ate loads of that stuff

i am on celery soup!

zdt

Isn't celery soup just water?

Exactly!!!! I am trying to cut down & maybe even stop the booze, so i have devised the zendevil slowest detox programme. It involves starting with adding ice cubes to the & forcing self to drink liquids other than booze; apparently vast quantities of liquid flush the yuk out & you end up looking like Claudia Schiffer.

So i thought if i am going to be bloody miserable anyway, i may as well be miserable about food too & have only unpleasant liquid stuff.

I think i have CS's fingernail after the 2nd day.

zdt

I wouldn't eat CS's fingernail. That where she stores her body fat.

Dunno, hang on here, there's a marketing notion..... The canibalistic diet. Pick a supermodel, film star, politician, basically whoever makes you want to vomit, have them delivered to you in fun size portions, that's all you are allowed.



zdt

Somehow the words 'John Prescott' and 'fun size' just don't compute I may to self-destruct in 10 seconds

I'm rather a happy bunny this morning

Oh yes? Come on, out with it, tell all!

zdt

she got a box of carrots!

Did she really? Well, all she needs now is a few then!

zdt

she is the happy bunny eating carrotts!

Right. So did these carrots miraculously descend from space, or come down the chimneyor just appear by?

I think we should get onto Hello magazine, certainly the BBC will be round interviewing. There might even be a film in this "Close Encounters of the carrot kind"

zdt