h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

bad tody, very bad.ive smoked nearly 20 already!

'looks at shoes'

had a bit f a night/day though stoopid periods

So you're the one spreading periods around???!!

Its not bad, just re-focus this afternoon, you'll be fine. Chill out a little sweetie.

ill do better tomorrow

all my baking supplies just came i shall be doing home made cottahe pie n lemon meringue tonight

.... I'd say I'll be round for leftovers, but I'm on a date tonight with Mr RAF.... and I hoping he's for dessert....



Stupid hormones... look what ya done to me woman!

s'not my fault! you got it first



or do you mean my love spell landing you all these dates?

Bit from column A and alot from Column B!! Well at least I have a replacement that wears the same uniform... albeit not an officer...

n you're definately over him

Lemon meringue pie sounds good.
Grumpy cow
Takes a bow
Look out
Cow how now?

Can i join the grumpy cow club please? I'm feeling really bleeeeeeeaaaaaagggghhhhh today, ache all over, tired as hell, snotty & coughing. Done bugger all today except stare mindlessly at the computer.

My hair looks like a rats nest, but no way am i bending over to wash it.I've tried to sleep but perishing noisy scooters keep driving up & down outside. Then i got woken up by bloody flea bites.

I think possibly walking miles to shrinkylady in 32° sun, followed by standing around fuming in France Telecom trying to get my mobile phone put back on, then hauling shopping up the hill yesterday was a bit too much for me. On days like this i do think i deserve my disability benefits.

Thank the lord i don't have periods to worry about as well, i reckon that would finish me off; i would probably go out & garotte the next young idiot on a noisy scooter. How is it today Seraphina, any better?

Bleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhh.

The cutting down drinking campaign isn't helping either, know how you feel with trying to quit cigs, these addictions don't go away overnight do they? Do try what i said & stash the things somewhere on the other side of the room, it does help cut down plus you can cheer yourself up by thinking you are burning calories going off to get one!

zdt*sod it, i'm having a paracetomol*

s Terri

Bel!I may hurl the toilet brush at thes if they don't shut up.

I suppose i should be thankful that at least yoda isn't in a grumpy mood, nowt worse than a sulky whinging siamese! This may change though since very soon she is going to have yet more anti flea meds squirted down her throat!

zdt

I once sent a bucket of water down on a group of very noisy youths in the middle of the night

How very satisfying!What was their response?

zdt

Anybody got a towel?

i have plenty

going through the damn things like mad <bruised

it's because of the

nah its because i'm sodding female



i want to be a man , theyhave it soo easy!

Nah, they just have a whole different set of things to be peed off about:

Baldness

Shaving

Impotence

Willy size

That's before they start getting into "ohmigod, am i in touch with my feminine side?"

But it can't be denied they will never experience periods or birth. they should bow down & praise a goddess of their choice for this.

zdt

or pmt

Terri you forgot

being pc while being maintaining your typical male behavior while you are with your male mates.