h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're allowed to - you're a bird. I don't have enough gay points to like a Backstreet Whores song *and* Chicago.

gay points?

>> gay points? <<

I think they're like perve marks.

RF

who gives the scores though?

For perve marks you'd need to consult a professor of perversity...

Like me, f'rinstance.

RF

First one the find the pencil. Or mascara.

Ah, mascara then!

And what makes you think youre that qualified?

Come round here and I'll show you!

It took years of study and practical field work!

RF

What is this all about then ? , mascara

'ahem' perhaps not

RF thinks he can judge 'gay points'.

I'm not so sure.

I think.

So how 'do' you judge gay points?

You earn 10 gay points for each Kylie CD you own.

RF

That's me at 0 so far then.

Me too

S'alright, it's like Nectar cards, there's more than one way to earn points!

RF

How coincidental - my Nectar card turned up yesterday.

Anyway, as you were.

You're not a proper "gay" until you own a Kylie CD. Go out and buy one at once! You're letting the stereotype down!

RF

Could you recommend one?