h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It *was* a beer you asked me for wasn't it?

Don't worry about the memory thing. I think it has something to do with having kids, they send you doolally.
I get freaked out when I see band members or singers from some of the groups I liked in 'my youth' on televison etc, and see how old they look, then realise I'm about the same age as most of themI feel no different than when I was 18, in my head. My body however, is an altogether different matter.

These two only have me to torment them

I can feel 70 in body, too many nights out then n too may cream cakes now

they are very intelligent creatures I think,more than people give them credit for.

I'm 51 ..I don't know how I got this old..it just happened

Oh theyre very bright, almost too much We got these two girls free off gumtree , their owner didn't have time for them ,I can see why they are a handful !

yes i got one of my cats like that..the first thing he did was destroy his sleeping box and then run up the curtains....

Now theyre more settled their personalitys are coming out. Lilly is very friendly, she'll jump in your lap to say hi n get a quick ear scratch, shes also very vocal with her sqeaks and quite naughy! she kept helping herself to geds shreddies thiss morning
Flash is a grumpy, skittish thing who likes to bite!

Your straitjacket can have any number of obects dangling from it. Shrunken heads are my favourite.

I forget things all the time, sometimes it's quite a good thing, the "ignore it & it will go away" principle. Doesn't work on animals or children though, they will howl, bite, scream, wail & end up stealing your shreddies.

I reckon the heat has a lot to answer for, i read somewhere (!!!) that mental confusion & irritability is one of the first signs of heat stroke stuff. If you can remember where it is, i suggest you go & sit in the fridge & play with the rats.

Would you like a Siamese cat? She is howling continuously, presumably 'cos she is hot, she only stops when i feed her yogurt or cuddle her, it's too bleedin hot to have a furry cat on yer lap!

zdt

I have just got in from a bike ride around the village, and i ended up in the pub and forgot the time

as i said to you on msn Terri , if wed all fit in the fridge i dunno whod eat everything first

stoopidjack

Hmm, sounds like a typical mans excuse to me "I'm just going out to walk the bike"

zdt