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Post 21

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

knickers > knikkers (Dutch) > marbles


smiley - silly


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Post 22

Wilma Neanderthal

smiley - doh

smiley - blush


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Post 23

Serephina

Youd have to speak Dutch to know that though smiley - erm

you mean jiggle balls wilma? smiley - rofl


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Post 24

Wilma Neanderthal

smiley - yikes who me? I know nuffink! smiley - bigeyes

smiley - rofl


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Post 25

Serephina

Yeah ok smiley - tongueout


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Post 26

Serephina

knickers knickers knickers!


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Post 27

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Snickers!


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Post 28

U168592

Nuts! (the lot of ya)


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Post 29

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

I munst apologise for when I said 'Snickers' I of course meant to say 'Marathon'.

*hangs head in shame*


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Post 30

Serephina

smiley - laugh

can i interest you in a thong roymondo? or perhaps a vibrating butt plug? smiley - evilgrin

smiley - laugh


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Post 31

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Not too keen on thongs. As for the other...



































...what sizes have you got?smiley - biggrin


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Post 32

Serephina

I've only seen the one size, not got a catalogue to hand! Should know more by the time you come over smiley - winkeye


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Post 33

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

The first thing I ever bought from AS was some "love balls".
I was told to "insert them" and enjoy the feeling.

So I did - hmmm what's all the fuss about? OK, had a word in my best-friend's ear. More worldly wise than me, obviously.

Where exactly did you do the inserting? she asked.

Erm...my flue.

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

Apparently, I inserted them in the wrong place.

smiley - yikessmiley - yikessmiley - yikes

Nuffing, I repeat, NUFFINK is ever EVER going up the other place.

smiley - yikessmiley - runsmiley - yikessmiley - runsmiley - yikes


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Post 34

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Ooh 'eck! Does this mean I'll be your trial run?


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Post 35

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

SIMULPOST!!!!

Sorry Annie, you nipped in there when I wasn't looking!


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Post 36

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Considering how long journal postings last around here, I'm wondering how long my post will last, but I won't lose any kip if it's removed.

I should add that it was my pal that was doing the smiley - laughing, not I.

I've never owned a vibrator either. They're crap kissers. It's the real thing for me, or nuffink.


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Post 37

Serephina

No im not gonna guinea pig you roynmondo honest smiley - laugh

Vibrators may be crap kissers but they also dont snore, leave a mess or flirt with other vibrators when youre not looking smiley - winkeye


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Post 38

Brown Eyed Girl

Ged flirts with other Geds?


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Post 39

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Ooo sex toys smiley - bigeyes any smiley - handcuffssmiley - droolsmiley - whistle


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Post 40

Serephina

no he doesnt smiley - laugh

yup lots of s n stuff ...waiting to hear back from the sign up woman at the mo


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