h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've killed the thread again

£10 voucher has gone by the wayside unfortunately...I'll have to pay full price. Still quite reasonable though.

RF

what is ?

If you say so But then prices for our flights were reasonabble, cheaper than a train ticket to my parents.

What are we all ing at?

RF

You....

Oh, OK then...

(Opens raincoat wider)

RF

Is that a firemans hose in your raincoat or do you just have an enourmous penis?.....

Yes.

RF

You skiving off today then? Or are you at w**k pretending to w**k?

Nobody seems to be on-line when I'm about....

Either that or everyone is on, I kill a conversation and then everyone goes to bed!

Nah, got the morning off, plumbers are here replacing leaky cistern in the bathroom and installing a new shower door. So I thought I'd hoot for a bit...

RF

Lucky you!

I'm at work, pretending to work...

Any gossip I've missed then?

>> Any gossip I've missed then? <<

Yeah, Plumber #1 fancies plumber #2...

RF

I'm sure not everyone went back to bed

Someone having a fiddle with your plumbing RF

Yes. Someone's messing around with my waterworks...

RF

That sounds unfortunate....

Sere, you went back to bed didn't you? .... tis not bloody fair.... *throws teddy out of pram*

So are the plumbers good looking? Whenever I get someone round to 'work on the house (winkeye) they turn out to be either very old, very ugly, very bald or all three combined!

Perhaps there's money to be made, just having 'good looking men *no mingers need apply*' to amuse bored housewives during the day!

Do they have big mustaches and big hair?