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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jan 27, 2006
That's me, P... Just a 
following a 
...
Baaaa!
*paws firmly over bottom in case R is lurking*
W
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Jan 27, 2006
feels the feels the leade of the now!
wonders why people try to type < tongueout > * instead of : - P *
* without the spaces.
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jan 27, 2006
Pheloxi is *feeling*
Keep yer paws to yerself, ye detty
>
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jan 27, 2006
Hey, I learned something new! 
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Jan 27, 2006
I was an ACE and a Guru in the nearly 5 yrs* I am on hootoo!
* I joined 21 March 2001.
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jan 27, 2006
Aaaah! You can be my new Hootoo guru then! 
*Jangly swoops*
I sorry, mistress guru, I was joking! Honest!
W
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Jan 27, 2006
warning this posting is rated 16+
who preformed my sex change?
WILMA! give me back my dinley bits between my legs back!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 27, 2006
Good morning all 
*has a rummage thorugh the box 
Ooo black stockings 
Ooo kinky long boots *puts on stockings and the boots 
watja think?
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jan 27, 2006
Hi 2legs - looking gorgeous as usual,
Pheloxi, dear, your "dinley" bits are safe.
scaredja, huh?
The guru referred to above was the Great Jangly One and
W
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Jan 27, 2006
oh!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 27, 2006
*does a little dance 
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jan 27, 2006
2legs.... I'll trade you this: A7906872
for my butts....
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Genie Posted Jan 31, 2006
*tries to revive thread*
some smutt and I missed it!!!
God damn you Telewest....
I've got Madonna boobs today..... just thought I would share that with you....
Oddly shaped bra in case anyone was wondering 
I need that one of those chaps that 'cup' the pop stars boobs in their videos and album covers! Never to be bound by the shackles 
of underwiring again!
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 31, 2006
You've got Madonna's boobs? Does Mr Richie know about this?
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 31, 2006
Ach. Must read posts properly before replying...
I've had a sleepless night, taken a day off work through insomnia, and am currenty drinking a 14% South African red wine for breakfast. I might be doing the London gallery thing in a bit (especially The Wallace Collection as my flatmate's never been there).
How's that for irrelevant!
BTW - Genie, have you spoken to Serephina? She's gone AWOL!
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Genie Posted Jan 31, 2006
Yes, he does, I have a wonderbra on only the straps don't tighten as much as I need them too, so the cups have coned a little... looking pert though!
I was drinking redwine for lots of meal replacements over the weekend!
No I haven't spoken to her, I'm just catching up with the backlog now! What has happened?
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 31, 2006
Ah, you've now seen the 'Bye' thread. I'd call her but I'm too sleep deprived and drunk!
Ahem. Looking pert? Unfortunately I'm one of the few blokes on HooToo that won't be interested.
Fortunately RF & 2legs aren't online.
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Genie Posted Jan 31, 2006
I wasn't expecting you to be interested I know of your persusion young man! 
I've tried to call her but she's not answering, probably still asleep though if she has any sense! (thats where I'd be right now if I didn't have to come to w*rk)
I'll try her again later!
Thats ok, I'll post somethign smutty when they're about later!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 31, 2006
Madonas boobs? can I borrow them for the day? 
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- 42: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Jan 27, 2006)
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- 45: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Jan 27, 2006)
- 46: Wilma Neanderthal (Jan 27, 2006)
- 47: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Jan 27, 2006)
- 48: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 27, 2006)
- 49: Wilma Neanderthal (Jan 27, 2006)
- 50: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Jan 27, 2006)
- 51: Wilma Neanderthal (Jan 27, 2006)
- 52: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 27, 2006)
- 53: Wilma Neanderthal (Jan 27, 2006)
- 54: Genie (Jan 31, 2006)
- 55: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Jan 31, 2006)
- 56: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Jan 31, 2006)
- 57: Genie (Jan 31, 2006)
- 58: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Jan 31, 2006)
- 59: Genie (Jan 31, 2006)
- 60: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 31, 2006)
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