h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alex may have an advent calender up in manchester, but my mum made an advent calender years ago, which has sweets for me and sweets for alex on it.

When he's op north i have to resist scoffing his chocs as well.

eat them and pretend the cat did it

Hello. I could have written a journal entry but that would involve going back to my PS so I'll say it here instead:

I'm smoking my first spliff since Glasto & watching a live Peter Gabriel DVD whilst drinking JD & Coke. Me be happy me be. Ooh arrr.

Games without frontiers, war without tears.

I wqas going to write 'Willy is happy again' but thought better of it.

Met a nice chap did we?

oooh JD N coke my brothers got me a litre bottle for xmas so ill be pished for about
a fortnight

Alas no, I didn't meet a nice chap, but a mate left me a little something..

This Peter Gabriel DVD kicks ass like a large foot connecting with a large botty amplified by the white cliffs of dover ('She's a Devil Woman' performed by bleached rock formations on the South East coast?)

'The Tower that Ate People'. Crivvens, this is perfect!

Peter Gabriel, I want to have your babies (in a 'not biologically likely' kind of way).

'I hold the line - San Jacinto'...

In deference to the I am now listening to PG through headphones.

Oh blimey, this is glorious.

just got my calender from my mum

'tries hard not to eat all the choccies'

ooops

'wipes choc off face'

I bought advent calendars for the boys today, they found them when they returned from school, and my littl'un went ' Oooohhhh, and advent calendar
That was sooooo sweet

Josh got his today too and joined me in the pig fest

I've never had an advent calender

You are joking, aren't you ? Where's the anticipation in that ?

the anticipation was weather we'd ahve any food for Christmas dinner all depended on if we'd been able to find and catch a turkey Yeh, I did have some when I were a kid I think not for a long while though anyhow, Christmas is a totally not happening non event thing in my housewhold..... : Though they'l be some sembelence of Christmassyness once I'm at my Fathers nearer Christmas day I ought to start thinking about who I need to buy s for and then on what to buy them, so I'm ready on the 23RD Dec to do my Chrimble shoping <

Get thee to Bernard Matthews turkey farm, 2legs, and snaffle yourself a gobbler. As it were. Oo-er.

RF

M< question was meant for Seriph, by the way

Oh yes I just ate a choc bar I may go hyper glycemic in a moment or two

Don't eat too much , looks as if it makes you hyperactive

anything and everything makes me hyperactive.... I had a hysterical laughter bout earlier after I said something to the radio well then my lodger said something... and I lost it it doesn't take much to get me going

Glad you're having so much fun. Going to now, so goodnight

everyone has gone where is everyone tonight sweet dreams