h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They bore me witless
pants pants pants.
The s have gone swimming so I'm twiddling my thumbs for a couple of hours. Was thinking about how I could do with a good night out n got to thinking to the next london meet
and then to how to help get them more popular again. It'd be nice to attract some more new comers I think, but it can be quite ascary thing to turnup to a room full of strangers I don't know ow I wouldve handled my first one if i hadnt had afriend to go along with n more importantly Fords to show us around n make introductions So I was thinking maybe we could have a sort of meet buddy scheme? where say someone whos coming for the first time can stop by a page n request someone to meet them , do introductory stuff n generally make them feel welcome?

sees 3 pants this my Doctor Jekyll becomes Mr Hyde toxical liquid and I become a pyromanic set 2 pants on fire!

family can be the moooooooost, painful, cringing, thing one has to endure on a sunday

I'm really glad my family is spending the day elsewhere

mine are in the front room, eating me out of everything, they'll be eating the carpets next

that's what mine will do once they're back. Must go and cook something now

Geds gone to get us a takeaway ..im having bbq spare ribs

HA, I bet that doesn't compare to a burnt chili

Sundays are infinitely boring. RS coursework, my brother (evilAl) is asleep, my dad is on my brother's playstation, and my sister is watching the simpsons. I'm writing about Christian responses to charitable acts for others. Anyone fancy returning my will to live?

oooh you poor thing

Thank you Serephina. I realy should finish my essay, but if anyone even mentions 'the parable of the rich fool' or 'Lazarus and the rich man' I may have a rage blackout and murder them. In hot blood, of course.

Unless they mention it whilst inside a freezer, naturally.

Who should be in the freezer, you or them ? Lazarus

*Both* of us should be inside a freezer. *opens fridge door*

Get inside.

*pushes Phredde in and closes door* Lazarus

Mines just gone and were putting the house back to normal, and were going to have some nice lamb chops with veggies WooHoo!

oh la la!
the man who turns the light on/off in the freezer gets company!

warning!
for all other ladies do not walk naked on front of the freezer he mihjt grow!

The freezer might grow ?

noooooooooooooooooooo!
the little man who turn light on/off

*rage black out*

Right then, Lazarus!!!! Where did I put that gun!!!!

children Something I'm glad not to have to deal with Other peoples are fine..... I've only got to play games with em, then give em back if i get bored yeh yeh yeh meet meet meet I will* get round to putting the new page up soon honest