h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Rob. I merely taunt him because he is the last person in the world with a brilliant reputation..

I'm glad you remembered to include sexy, or I would have had to beat you.

Eric From Swindon? Ah! You are nosey aren't you? Ahh, the Eric From Swindon story. It's rather pathetic really. It all started when someone told me to get a life, so I did. I became Eric a 40 year old Banker, father of two from Swindon. I wouldn't stop talking about intrest rates and little Timmy winning the egg and spoon race on sports day until they apologised. Did any of that make sense?

-Nate

it sort of made sence Nate,iam not noisey i just like to chat,it beats doing my work,which is what iam meant to be doing now i just cant be bothered to do that.
insted of me being nosiey have a look at my welcome page,snoot around then ask me any questions you want.


Robbie

i know, a dictionary would be a good buy for me.

Robbie

*creeps about Robbie's PS and comes back* Ok, I have a question. Ever been electrocuted?

Hmm no. That's a rubbish question. What do you do for a living? Well, what were you supposed to be doing..

hey rob why dont you buy a nice book.a nice one that donst bite you (or me)

Dearie me.. poor Andrew

look this book tryed to rip my hand off and can u e mail me at [email protected]

You talking to me or Robbie?

hi Nate,

sorry i havent answered your posts for a while as you may or may not know that i was suspended for "spamming"
however iam back now.
how have you been?
ive not had a mega electric shock,just little ones but i heard somewhere that small electric shocks are good for you,dont try it with the mains though,
when iam at work,when iam actualy doing my work iam a security officer.
i do 12 hour shifts so that gives me lots of h2g2 time.

Robbie

Suspended?! Woah, I had no idea I should have been suspended long before now, but it seems the moderators keep on forgetting about me or just not noticing. Must be down to my innocent exterior

I used to want to be a security officer, but I then realised it would involve work. I decided that a writer or a suffering artist would be a much more suitable career move

I've been fine, loosing my sanity bit by bit but apart from that I've been ok. Although I am coming down with the flu I've got a temperature well over normal, so it's not even the bearable sort of cold.

So what have you been doing with yourself?

-Nate

well on thursday and friday i was of work as i also had the flu,bit better now although ive still got the sniffles.not been doing much else it seems to be work work work at the moment.

i like the idea of picking a career that involves as little work as possible,i should of thought of that years ago.theres a say reference to work "do as little as you can for as long as you can for as much as you can"

how long are you staying on for tonight?

Robbie

Sorry about that. Well I was going to stay on for a few more hours but we had a powercut and it didn't come back on til late.

There's somthing going round, no wonder the NHS have started advertising flu jabs. Nearly half the people I know have it or are just getting over it.

"Do as little as you can, for as long as you can, for as much as you can."
I like that, I'll have to adopt it as my personal motto.

I really don't know much about your interests so I think I'll be a bit nosey if that's ok with you What kind of music are you into?

-Nate

at the moment iam very much into dance music but i like most types of music,i supose everyone say that dont they
when i was in central i was listen to Bob Marley mostly.
it really depends on what mood iam in at the time.
i did have a short spell of listening to Irish music once.
how about you?

Robbie

I'm really fussy about the sorts of music I listen to, I can't stand pop music or garage. I loathe Will Young and it is my fondest wish to push Gareth Gates from an upstairs window.

Uhm, I like Jazz, Classical, Rock, a bit of nu-metal. I used to love Jimi Hendrix, Miles Davis and Bill Withers, I still do actually..

I went through a phase of liking spiritual, new age music but I'm over that. Thankgod...

-Nate

it sounds like yor are a pretty chilled out,laid backed,easy going girl.am i right

Pretty much. But you forgot insane, demented, hillariously funny and incredibly sexy

incredibly sexy hey!how modest
iam quite hansom myself.

robbie

Well, it isn't just me who's modest then.
So what do you look like?
-Nate

iam 27 however i look young for my age.
i have brown hair and blue eyes,
iam 5ft11.


now you!

robbie