h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello haow are you

Well thank you! I have had a pretty good day.

I gave one of my 'other' special pieces of rose quartz that I came across in Cornwall to a very nice crystal healer today and he gave me some that he found in their stock room

How was your day?

What book are you reading?

crystal healer i am very sceptical i am afraid

i have had a very lazy day apart from t time i did the dinner roast pork potatoes carrots roast pottatoes

You can be sceptical if you like

Any apple sauce and gravy with the pork?

no we dont have any apples at the moment but you cant beat home made apple sauce

Surely they have the recipe here.
Do they?

Yep.

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with bananas

i would probably use sugar instead of honey it will go like wall paper paste handy because i need to re decorate the hall

you want the recipe for Yorkshire apple sauce

Are the Yorkshire apples different?

i am not sure not from my uncles tree

You're lucky you have an uncle, let alone a tree.
What's wrong with your uncle's tree?

they are very bitter there ok for cooking you can just add a bit of sugar

Do as you see fit, young man, I can't see them from where I'm sitting.

Do you have 162.000 euros?

try again *shows apple* try it if you like

no altho i am from the UK so don't understand euros why not a pyramid scheme is it

No, it isn't any sort of scheme. I told you I am a crystal healer I have very little to do with apples. Anyway, I did a search for Zarza on the internet and came up with this place for rent in Spain for those euros...

not a big fan of Spain since i watched the program about land grab it can be very costly if its the land you own