h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You still owe me a smartie. I may be forced to send the liquidators round to make a nice beef gravy out of ya!

Aah! Colonel Ketchup, so pleased you could join us

Have a , better than any smarties

hehe, u can call me huggy if you like. Its a little less entertaining, but it served me well on LD.
I'm off to educate myself in the h2g2 ways. cheers!

Seems like the did the trick, I thought you were gonna chase me for that smartie everywhere

huggy huggy huggy

Already got down to a fine art form

Good luck on your quest for education

kow
preliminary lurking has highlighted some grave misconceptions about my bad self;

that i'm male - but the military has always been rife with gender discrimination.

that i'm a multi-namer - i only have 2 usernames on LD. erm, and 2 on here.

that i'm enfatuated with myself - in fact, you got me into trouble with mr silence a few weeks back due to a badly timed authorname!

was that a towel or a drink btw?

Col.H.Ketchup

You have your own smiley
for any offence.

About the misconceptions:

You're male- The email addy should have given me a big clue

You're a multinamer- I like your name is it new by any chance

Infatuated with self- Who's mrsilence, and doesn't he like the competition



I'm out of will a do?

Once again for any offence, non-intended

No offence taken

i found it rather funny, just trying to avoid further tickings off!

mr silence is now wonderboy he appears to too much!

was that cheese ? pass the...

Col.H.Ketchup

Hmmm. I feel another "I huggy quote coming on

Must

nooooooooooo!

you know not what you do!!!

now i'm gonna have to

er er!

now i'm really for it!

Glad I could help you secure bliss and harmony in your life

little !

to be honest, you might be doing me a favour!

Really?! Do tell

...and I assure you this is no cheap rag

...and as you seem seem to spend so much time "occupied", a bog-brush

trust me, you don't wanna know. and i don't wanna post it on the www!

i'm building up quite a horde of domestic products!

btw, its turquoise.

?

Was definately blue when it was sent, have you put it in the wash with "Wonderboys" costume again


Hmmm, a domestic product collecter, let's see if we have anything else

nah, his costumes silver with strategically placed

what the is that pink thing?

and what is the general translation of ?

and whats the medical term for 'cabin fever'?



CHK

now you've gone too far!

you've forced me to defend my honour! well, nobody else will.

have at you, villain!!!!

You got those pretty far, I am impressed
So what's your range with

Honour, what honour?!

why do you mock me so?!!

i can cover a fair distance with a too. i do alternative christmas parties under the stagename 'patty cannon'

bet it beats your lame party trick....

Awwwww! Dry your eyes with one of the provided turquoise

"Patty Cannon" Very catchy, do you have promotional tapes too

I think you may have a booking

As for my party trick, my loup.dargent impression is the third best on the web, loup been 4th

he...he...

talk later...