h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nope, each other as usual, but now you're here... Get him with the nips!

You in there Fonzy?

What can I help you with?

Just wanted to say hello.

How are you today?

I'm good, how's you? Got that job yet?

Good too, not got a job quite yet, just going to buy a paper.

Shorts weather today, eh?

Oh dear. So do you think it's Moz you've found?

Nah, still not found some thread, well I've not being looking very hard.

Hmmm, are you on about the scarecrow thread?

Enjoying the fresh air?

Erm... yep.

Its rather refreshing. So when are they coming for your box?

I don't think so, doesn't seem bizarre enough. Just thought I'd keep an eye anyway.

They've not even cut my channels down yet, do it should be a while. I have cigarettes! Ten of them!

And the grammer is different too.

What package are you on then? Yay!

It's been so long I can hardly remember.

Err, the one that costs £25, is it Supreme Plus? That's exactly what I'm doing. Need to make them last though.

He must have found this site by now. If he ever set up email.

Supreme. Same package as me. So why not downgrade your package? The Entry package is only £3.50 and you'd get to keep email. Hmmm, for 10 weeks? One cig a week.

Only if someone sent him a link. He did say he had an old PC lying around though.

The only channels I want are Sky One and MTV2 though. The usual £40 a month isn't a problem anyway, it's just this one huge bill. Already had two, next week is cig-free.

The link has been flying about, just look at all the yoome2ers.

Sky One is on it, but I don't think MTV2 is. You could downgrade until you've managed to get rid of the big bill. Have you got in touch about a payment plan yet?

Oops!

I'm not sure if he was staying on yoome2 though, he said he wasn't.

Sky One never used to be on the basic package. I have a rather strange music addiction and my CD player is broken, but I suppose it's worth a try. The payment plan appears to be 'send us money within two weeks or you're for it'.

Might as well give up and pretend to be healthy.

Yeah I know. But he'll be missing chat.

It's a new Entry package, only came out this month, they're trying to compete with Freeview.Better than the "Send us money within five days or you're for it" plan.

So if we hear of any sightings of coughing Scottish girls, we know not to worry.

Did he ever chat or did he just spout?

Ah, the starter package in the old days of analogue had Sky One too methinks. After five days I'm getting disciplined, after two weeks I get my arse booted.

If you hear stories of a rampaging, murderous Scottish girl there's no need to worry either. It'll just be me.

A fair bit of both.

Dunno I was on the Milleniuum package then. What was your analogue company called before TW bought it out? It sounds like your getting your ass booted either way.

Trying to tap a cig?

It was Telewest when I first signed up, they'd only just laid the cable lines up here so there was no company before that. Looks like.

There's an idea, buy me a few hundred and I'll come down and do your garden, maybe even a bit of interior design.