h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok, I'll just go get the pliers......and, a carrot:-|

i'm sorry i was slightly p****d out of my brains when i wrote that last post and had to engage the aid of a friend of my mam's to write it for me, and even she couldn't spell create but i have to say pliers and a carrot?? sounds interesting..let me know what u come up with :-s

*comes back 2 days later from his workshop* I have made, a lifesize model of tony blair that flys using 40 carrots and a spoon. The pilers broke

and the prize for the most creative use of a spoon goes to........Marcus!!! here have a goldfish

Thankyou.
Goldfish are cool. They should give them out at the baftas and oscars instead of those tacky awards.

i'm never ever gonna have a pet goldfish coz i've got this thing about vegetarianism that goes- i refuse to eat anything i've ever had as a pet and as yet i have not had a pet fish so i can eat fish. good innit. my nan lives on a farm so i've a had a pet pretty much everything else

scruff
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Hello you!

helloooo your good self and where did u dissappear to m'dear??

scruff X

I had one of my big insecure phases of thinking everyone hated me and so forth. Sorry about that.
How have you been and such?

ah one of them, paranoia always spoils a good conversation. I've been fairly good, spent the afternoon running round a friends house while they did a performance and watched chris continually climb out of the window, dissappear and then climb back in again. strange boy. i bet they get a good mark for it though. and tomorrow i get to march a load of people around aberystwyth town, shout at them alot and then the rest of the group will proceed to try and scare them witless by chasing them in straight jackets. should be fun.
done anything good lately?
take care
scruff X

Cool.
Life has been rather scary recently, other than that, boring. On the times where i haven't been sleeping or going mad, I've been listening to classic fm, reading and watching films. Rather typical of me.
What about you? Doing anything for the jubilee?

hell no! although it does sound suspiciously like an excuse to go out and get utterly drunk. music live on monday though. YAY! busking time! lol. what about u? doin anything for jubilee?

scruff X

There are three things I want to do:
1. Buy the new sex pistols cd to promote anti-monarchism.
2. Start lots of international riots (not likely) to promote anti-monarchism
3. Use this occassion of good-will and festiveness to collect money for certain AIDs charities by either: busking(yay); getting people to sponsor me for doing something stupid and dangerous or; getting people to sponsor my bassist for doing something stupid and dangerous. I opt for choice 1 or 3.

so uh i'm going out on a limb here but uh anti-monarchist right?
oh hey hey ever heard of a band called jurassic 5, i discovered them today, not normally the time of music i like but for some reason i got hooked

scruff X

Yes I am an anti-monarchist. The only good thing about the monarch is the boost it gives the tourist industry; but if someone assasinated the whole royal family, we would probably make a lot more money, seeing as more people are likely to be willing to come to england to pay their "last respects" to them- and the like.
And no, I havent. What genre? Ill check out for them

rap believe it or not. seriously not the kind of thing i like normally, like i said, but there was this one song and it was partly 1930's swing. daaaaaaaamn good. lol
scruff X

lol, I think I'll give it a miss thanks.
I just watched Star Trek Generations for the first time. *sobs* I didn't know Kirk died.

noooooo not star trek!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh *runs away and hides*
hactually i better shut up coz i quite like deep space 9 and i guess i could be persuaded to like voyager..........oh blah!
scruff X

*cries* Star Trek is my own real Tv affilliation. Ds9 is the only one I dont like suprisingly. I tend to stay true to the original and the next generation. Watch it, its a lot better than people make it out to be.