h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Heya! I have a...small problem. It's been SOOOOO long since I watched Stargate that I haven't a blind clue about Jaffa! Could you give me some background info?

We have a whole drama...or at least I do with Anthea generally going "so I'm the really obnoxious one?"...that would rivel Holby City or even Bodies!!

kat

The Jaffa have a symbiote inside them which help with healing, so your Jaffa will be awake soon, I never watch Holby City, but if you and Anth are happy having your own little drama it's fine by me

This might help if you get stuck http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/index.shtml

Ah fab thank you. I assume you shall play our fair Jaffa?

We're happy, seeing as we aren't out shooting things or whatever the others are supposed to be doing. I decided I'm fed up of being nice to everyone so needed something to get obnoxious and catty about. Although I don't actually think there's such a thing as the London Medical Association. Shame because i DO like to get my characters accurate.

On a completely different note, how are you doing? Survived Christmas intact I see.

I'll play the Jaffa when you're ready, yeah christmas was a fairly quiet affair, my ex husband and his girlfriend spent the day with us

Was that...wise?

Yes we get on much better these days, plus I don't think he could face Christmas with his mum again, he was really pleased we were having a turkey free Christmas as his mum can't cook a turkey to save her life

BTW I'm a chef in RL

I know you are I lurk many more places than I realise.

What did you make then?

We had roast beef, roast pork, spuds and veg and a Black Forest Trifle

OOooh! We had roast pork, potatoes, veg and apple sauce. It was very tasty. However the chocolate mousse cake that I made had...an accident. It was really rather underdone in the middle and sort of...collapsed. The oven was too hot so it was overdone outside and underdone inside.

I just took a picture of myself and...wow I look dreadful! Hopefully I look better in real life

I'm no portrait, I had a puffy eye over christmas I looked like I'd been punched

Yes I remember you saying. Has it gone down now?

Yeah it's ok, I don't look too bad now

*bounces around*

Hey hey don't you just KNOW you want to have a nice trip up to London on the 8th January?? London Meet!! It's just that I only know about...2 of the people who are going .

How's it going in sunny Gosport today then?

It's not really sunny anymore, and I'm going to give the Winter meet a miss this year but we (I hope) will be at the summer one

Why? Do you know something secret that I don't know? Or is it just a matter of time, money, and desire not to?

Oh dear...I swear I was supposed to go and have a blood test today...oh dear.

Time money and not wanting to go

Afternoon how you doing? I've been left at home on my lonesome whilst mam and dad go off to see friends for the New Year. Charming eh?
I also just got told that I have been refused disability benefits. I'm at rather a loss to what to do now

Why have you been refused did they give a reason

And I've got a stinking cold

They appear to have refused me on every single count Which is bizarre and confusing. I'm not certain what to do because people have told me that Jobseeker's forces you to take a job after 6 months, but other people have said it doesn't. And I'll never get incapacity if I couldn't get disability I suppose.

Stinking cold? urgh Are you drinkings lots of water and being kind to yourself?

Have a look on the DWP website if they have one, or the local benefit office