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well it can only be ppl who work there but thats me being the policeman though!!!

and it's the paranoia in me (it doesn't help that I watch X Files at work either) well the door that was forced is near the enterance to the Senior Rates Mess and whoever spooked Sarah smokes because thats what got her suspicious she smelled cigarette smoke,*gasp* OMG it's the Cancer Man from X Files, he's come to get me hhheeelllppp

Coral

catches a to go and save coral

very much

Coral

its sunday no buses

andy

Don't worry it's Sarah's turn tonight, I'll be back on tuesday night

Coral

me too

Not again back to one post a day again

Coral

yeah


dont

Ah thanks

s back

Coral

your right you know though

andy

I know, I hate it when I do that, news in the prowler stakes it's suspected that it's one of our porters who's got a thing for Sarah.

Coral

well i wasnt wrong then saying it had to be amember of staff

I hate it when you're right It sounds awful I know but at least I'm ok, now all we have to do is set a trap for him.

Coral

well some food on a table and a bag of flour strategically placed on top of the door like in the old ealing comedies

andy

only problem is he's I thought od trying to catch him out by me and Sarah swopping shifts on day throwing him off if you know what I mean.

Coral

sounds like a plan *changes into combats *

*dons cammo cream*

*right i'm here*

andy

if that doesn't scare him to death nothing will and again you know how I feel about men in uniform

Coral

thats why i put it on but had to change out of security uniform first!!!

Ah Good move

Coral